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Hey, I am. Only I'm not dead. Tamper Lad ought to take my so-called death hard, since HE WAS RESPONSIBLE.
For telling me where he is, I'll spank him for you Nova Girl. But, knowing him as I sorta do, I'd think he'd like it. Weirdo.
Still, off to the Secret Undisclosed Place Thingy. It's time he got what he deserves...
*ice slides away*
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Oy. Poor TL. Guess that'll teach him never to get a woman mad at him. 
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I think she's fine, IB. She can't possibly hold my utter lack of physical co-ordination against me. In fact we had a grand ole time watching documentaries last night.
At least she didn't ask me to dance, I have a tendency to trip over my partner's feet. That would have been much more painful than being sucked into a space-time anomaly.
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Why couldn't Ballbreaker Boy (or whatever the dude's name is) take Nova Girl, himself?
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Well Throbbing Boy isn't here at Legion WOrld. I'm not even sure he's got a superpower.
Um Throbbing Boy stays home and looks after NG's house. If it were biologically possible he'd probably be nominated to carry and give birth to Nova's kids too.
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So its Nova Girl who wears the pants in that relationship? *snerk*
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Lies! All lies and exagerations LAM. He's making that up.
Hey look, IB just brought Glamour Puss into the detention area. I hope this means Gay of Vengeance is over and TL won't be using anymore stupid inventions. I'm still recovering from my 1957 fever.
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Oh sure, Nova Girl...IB and I teamed up to put Glamour Puss's nutzoid plans and Pagan Lass and Dedman were on hand to make sure we had back-up. But all is well, history is back on track again...
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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Oi! OIIII!!!! Wake Up!!!!
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Ai em tranquilised I will have you know, hence the sleepy. One would rather not be disturbed, thank you very much. Noe kindly bog off so one can have a nap again.
SNNNOOOOOORRRREEEGRUNTGRUNKLESNNNNNNOOOOORRRTTTTSNNNOOORRREEE
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Jailbait Lass, I'm telling you a secret, men are useless, violent morons controlled by their gonads. You should really find yourself some nice female role-models.
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Did you boys dose Glamour Puss properly? He's been out a long time. It could be for the best considering our incompetence.
Since no-one here seems to be able to wear the pants, I'm takin charge. We need to dispatch a team to the alternate reality where he's holding Lucien Lad/Bevis. We'll return this one while bringing ours back. Then we need someone to seal the rupture between realities.
But first Invisible Brainiac, be a dear get me some coffee and my black riding boots and showjumping crop (the leather paddle thingy) from my locker. These boys need some serious whipping into shape.
Now do I have any volunteers....
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Nova you left your riding tack at my place again.
IB chop, chop. If she has to ask you for that coffee a second time you'll feel your butt burn with that crop.
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Oh did I forget that there again.
See TL you're so efficient when you have a little direction. You were so born to be my boy, stop fighting it. Now go home and entertain your guests.
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For a married chick, Nova, you sure do command Tamper Lad around like he's your pool boy, if you know what I mean.  I respect that in a woman. We must hang out some time. By the way and back on topic, is the crisis over yet?
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Let's just say it's been put on hold, Frio...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'm back! I couldn't find the Penguins. I thought I knew where they were. Well, I'm sure I can be useful around here.
Want to make ice sculptures, Frio?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Sure Rockhopper Lad!
*makes a few ice penguins*
How're these to start?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Cool--Pardon the pun!
*makes an ice statue of Frio*
A decent likeness, I think.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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NO PLAY! We need to form teams to take care of Glamour Puss and rescue Bevis.
<smacks LAM, RHL and Frio with the riding crop>
Ahh, thanks for the coffee IB, you'll make a good husband for Lolita some day.
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Ouch! Okay, Nova Girl, who goes where?
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Very nice Rockhopper Lad! I especially like how you accentuated my a-- *is hit by riding crop* Ow! Hey! I'm used to holding the whip, not being hit by it.  What I mean is, just tell me where you need help and I'm there.
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AHEM Nova, I think you need to take some of those tranquilizers they geve to Glamour Puss. Your blood pressure could blow your head off your neck. You should go back to the SUDL.
Tomorrow we'll
1) organize the team to take GP back to his home dimension and retrieve Bevis.
2) Look for a way to seal the dimensional rift
3) Investigate the whereabouts of the LMBP Spectre
There's no rush, GP is safely sedated. You don't have to wear the pants for the rest of us.
<Leads Protesting NG to the SUDL>
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Yeah, IB came up with the knockout formula, i supplied the blow-pipe and dart - the thing formely known as Bevis is hopefully down for the count...
*rubs arm, feeling stinging welt from riding crop*
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