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Don't you give a hoot about what's happening with the human contingent off-planet, TL? Coz I'd like to know myself!!! 
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I'm sure theyll handle it fine LAM. My priorities lie elsewhere. 
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I expect there will be plenty going on Legion World to keep us occupied here.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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<Jailbait Lass looks at Invisible Brainiac, trying to hide that she’s obviously smitten>
She quietly tells him what the update is for who is where:
Dead or Feared Dead
Emerald Empress
Caliente
Frio
Legion World
Battling Glamour Puss/the LMBP Spectre
(aka “Gay of Vengeance”)
Tamper Lad
Nova Girl
Legion Adventure Man
Dedman
Missing/defected:
Lucien Lad
LMBP Spectre
Stopping Onslaught of Villains on Legion World
(aka “Villains United”)
Space Ranger
Maintaing Security Office
Quislet, Esq. (stuck at Giant form)
Royal Inquisitor (current LMB ally)
Super-Pets Military Campaign Headquarters
Queen Connie
Hrun the Barbarian
Stoopid Cat (in Tiger Avatar God form)
Calamity Monkey
Jinx
Kid Marvel (JoeBoy)
The Penguin Army of Rockhopper Lad (LMB allies)
LMB Command Center
Invisible Brainiac (returned to one being)
Jailbait Lass (LMB ally)
Rockhopper Lad
Stealth
Missing/Possibly left this plane
Luna
Space
The Ggrrgg/Psyonia War
(“The Ggrrgg/Psyonia War”)
Spellbinder
Crusader
Cobalt Kid
The DALEK Project
(“The DALEK Project”)
Reboot
Faraway Lad
On Way back to Legion World
Emerald Varalent
Outdoor Miner
Disaster Boy
Abin Quank
Polar Boy
Pagan Lass
Guarding Outer Rim on Asteroid near Star 69
Legion John
Shark Lad
Missing
(aka “Elsewhere”)
Eryk Davis Ester
<Look of desperation. The LMB is spread so thin...>
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So Jailbait Lass, do you know where Stu is? I'm looking for him ya see and he seems to have vanished. You know you can tell me. And maybe, while you're at it, you could give us a brief patented Cobie plot synopsis of what is actually going on at the moment because even though I'm a major villain in all this, buggered if I actually know whats going on. See, alternate universe selves aren't all that different from each other ater all.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Originally posted by Queen Connie:
And so, her army of defenders of Legion World assembled, Queen Connie led them out of the Temporary Command Center and into the streets of Legion World. Rarely had this planet seen such an amazing sight...hundreds of porcupines marched in row upon row, their quills quivering at the ready. Behind them trooped the Penguin Platoons, impressive in their black & white armor with colorful feathers signifying rank.
And at the head of this awesome spectacle strode Queen Connie, with the Super Pets, Preston Procupine, and Pandimon Penguin (leader of the Penguin troops) at her side. As they moved into Legion World, those accompanying Queen Connie continued to plan their strategy for the liberation of Legion World from the invading hordes of lune-i-ticks
MRRROOOAARRR!!!! Yowled Queen Connie as they entered Founders Square.
*** Forward my friends! We fight to free our homes, kith and kin from this pestilence. Onward! For Legion World and the Pets!
This exclamation was answered by a cacaphony of growls, squeeks and roars!
[b]For Legion World and the Pets! [/b] Inside Founders Square, the pets realise they are faced with hordes upon hordes of Lune-I Ticks. Forming up with military precision the Penguins take the right of Battle whilst the Porcupines take up the left. In the centre stood Connie, Stoopid Cat, Calamity Monkey, Jinx, Kid Marvel, still in bunny form and rather incongruously as the lone obvious human (Rockhopper Lad being in penguin form) Hrun. “Meowrww…….” Shouted Connie, giving the sign for battle. Hrun looked around him and picked up two penguins, holding them like spears he throws them at the ticks, squishing dozens of them. To his left, porcupines roll up into balls and roll towards the tick, catching many on their quills. The battle is evenly matched as all fight to free Founders Square from the invasion.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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<Jailbait Lass quickly updates the list!>
Dead or Feared Dead
Emerald Empress
Caliente
Frio
Legion World
Battling Glamour Puss/the LMBP Spectre
(aka “Gay of Vengeance”)
Tamper Lad
Nova Girl
Legion Adventure Man
Dedman
Invisible Brainiac
Pagan Lass
Missing/defected:
Lucien Lad
LMBP Spectre
Stopping Onslaught of Villains on Legion World
(aka “Villains United”)
Space Ranger
Maintaing Security Office
Quislet, Esq. (stuck at Giant form)
Royal Inquisitor (current LMB ally)
The Daleks’ Project/Founders Square
(“The Daleks’ Project”)
Reboot
Faraway Lad
Queen Connie
Hrun the Barbarian
Stoopid Cat (in Tiger Avatar God form)
Calamity Monkey
Jinx
Kid Marvel (JoeBoy)
The Penguin Army of Rockhopper Lad (LMB allies)
Porcupine Army & Infantry (LMB allies)
LMB Command Center
Jailbait Lass (LMB ally)
Rockhopper Lad
Stealth
Emerald Varalent (de facto LMB Leader for ‘Crisis’)
Outdoor Miner
Disaster Boy
Polar Boy
Missing/Possibly left this plane
Luna
Space
The Ggrrgg/Psyonia War
(“The Ggrrgg/Psyonia War”)
Spellbinder
Crusader
Cobalt Kid
Abin Quank
Guarding Outer Rim on Asteroid near Star 69
Legion John
Shark Lad
Missing
(aka “Elsewhere”)
Eryk Davis Ester
[Edit- Thanks Vee! - Jailbait Lass]
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*****Interlude***** Jail Bate Lass, don't forget the Porcupine Infantry & Artillery.  ****End Interlude****
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wow, those are the first words Jailbait Lass has spoke since the Red Bee buried her alive! Thanks Vee!
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Unseen, not unheard
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The Daleks’ Project/Founders Square
(“The Daleks’ Project”)
Reboot
Faraway Lad
Harbinger
Queen Connie
Hrun the Barbarian
Stoopid Cat (in Tiger Avatar God form)
Calamity Monkey
Jinx
Kid Marvel (JoeBoy)
The Penguin Army of Rockhopper Lad (LMB allies)
Porcupine Army & Infantry (LMB allies)
update: added Harbinger to the list
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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IB, Jailbait Lass, I'm going to join the Penguin Troops at Founders' Square. Call me if you need me!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Sorry guys, Nova and I are off to Evil Genius Homecoming. We're to expose corruption in the Academy and throw up in the streets of Geniusville from drinking too much beer.
We'll be back to face the crisis when we're sober.
<runs off to find Nova>
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Charming as ever TL. Did you invite the owl and the bartender? They're members too, you know?
Shall we?
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<TL and NG return from their one day road trip still in a haze from the severe excesses caused by pretending to be teenagers when clearly pushing middle age.>
Shoot Nova, that group of Lun-i-ticks seems to have outflanked the pet armies in the square.
Nova: Shut up Tamper, headache. I'm not in the mood... Huh Oh a fight? Look at that they've just stormed the HQ.
Good thing Vee and the others got back from space. They should be able to keep them out of the control room at least. Let's give them a hand. Help me slow them down.
Nova: This is the last time though. When this crisis is over, you're coming back with me. You've caused enough grief to these folks.
<Nova thins out the reinforcements using her ill-defined explosive force power while TL supervises. Cut off from fresh ticks Vee, Miner, Stealth and IB quickly dispatch the bulk of the rampaging ticks saving Lolita and the control room.>
Nova: Great supervising job TL, :rolleyes: Care to help a girl out, for once?
After securing the perimeter of the HQ, TL and NG rejoin the others in the situation room.
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Seeing TL's and NG's presence, LAM exclaims: "Fear not, my friends, Invisible Brainiac and myself have overcome Glamour Puss and now time has been brought forward...its 3005 again!"
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Um yeah, enough stilted silver age diaglogue for the evening.
NG and I are retiring for the evening. There's a fascinating documentary on the history of insurance on TV tonight and well, she has a real fetish for casualty.
I'm sure it'll clear up her headache pretty dern quick.
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I can fix Nova's headache, TL: "with but a wave of my hand"...
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Um no the documentary will be fine. Later, LAM.
<walks off with the tired looking NG and retires to the SUDL>
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*pants*
Okay, I'm back. It was a very, very long walk but I have returned.
Now. WHERE IS TAMPER LAD? First, I have to deal with him. Then, if the Pets will have me, I'd love to help them again.
But first, the evil genius will be getting what he deserves...
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Frio! But-but we all thought you and Caliente had perished...
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The evil genius reunion took a lot out of him. The drooling at cheerleaders during the football game musta dehydrated him.
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Perished? As if!
Patented hot/cold shield from us did the trick for proection. We were lost for a while but after a bit of wandering and meandering and whatnot we managed to find our way back to familiar territory. We got separated in the tesseracts, though, so I'm not sure where she ended up.
Anyway, that's not the point right now. No more distractions! TAMPER LAD MUST ANSWER FOR WHAT HE'S DONE! NOW! Tell me where he's gone! Also, I thought the only cheerleader around here was my girl Cali. Are there more?
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Hey you're one of the dead kids. TL took your doom pretty hard. No there's no cheerleaders around. TL and I were at a reunion.
I'm his ex-boss or whatever. He deserves to be spanked after what he tried the other day at the drive-in (after all, I'm married).
I left him asleep back at his secret bunker.
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Peter must find it hard to seperate his Legion World persona from his ordinary one, Nova Girl...
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