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<magnetically deflects it at her womanhood> Wait! <deflects it away from her womanhood> Wouldn't want to do anything to that! That's what this fight is for anyway... 
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Light can't hurt me, especially my own, not let me go.
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Stu, I may be willing to give you the job back! I've never seen a rowdier bunch! They seem to have forgotten their primary purpose-- making me happy! They're disrupting my flow of power!
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Originally posted by Pizzazz: (throws laser right on Cobie's manhood)
Opps, didn't mean to scorch it. Wow, you had great aim if you could hit such a small target! 
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I'm getting bored of this too!
Let's get back to making Lash happy, which makes me, his deputy leader, equally happy!
Fine Viv, I'll agree to dating to you if you'll stop shooting light beams at me! Just come over here and rub my shoulders and we'll settle it the old fashioned way.
Up next: what to do, Lash? Make people watch pornos of LardLad and Hummer Lass?
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Originally posted by MLLASH: Stu, I may be willing to give you the job back! I've never seen a rowdier bunch! They seem to have forgotten their primary purpose-- making me happy! They're disrupting my flow of power! Leadership never brought anyone happiness. Faithful attendants who cater to your every whim, on the other hand... 
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Originally posted by Zombie STU: Originally posted by Pizzazz: [b](throws laser right on Cobie's manhood)
Opps, didn't mean to scorch it. Wow, you had great aim if you could hit such a small target! [/b]A talent.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [QB]Fine Viv, I'll agree to dating to you if you'll stop shooting light beams at me! Just come over here and rub my shoulders and we'll settle it the old fashioned way.QB] I'd rather have passionate sex with Lard Lad then touch your Lash loving butt.
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Originally posted by Pizzazz: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [QB]Fine Viv, I'll agree to dating to you if you'll stop shooting light beams at me! Just come over here and rub my shoulders and we'll settle it the old fashioned way.QB] I'd rather have passionate sex with Lard Lad then touch your Lash loving butt.That can be arranged! <on phone> Lardy, get down here!
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Stu knows that's a lie and I can prove it, but we made Quis promise to never tell anyone the story of what happened in Boston...
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HAHAHAHA! At least I could feel it.
(flys off)
BIG MEANIES!
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Jillikers! I thought she'd NEVER leave!
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First she tells me she wants to make love to me, and then she flies off mad? Stoopid Cat was right again--"Human mating rituals are so strange..."
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Stu knows that's a lie and I can prove it, but we made Quis promise to never tell anyone the story of what happened in Boston... Let's just say LOTS of bi-beer was involved... 
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: First she tells me she wants to make love to me, and then she flies off mad? [exasperated and confused] Women...![/exasperated and confused]
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Originally posted by Zombie STU: Originally posted by Pizzazz: [b](throws laser right on Cobie's manhood)
Opps, didn't mean to scorch it. Wow, you had great aim if you could hit such a small target! [/b]*tee hee*
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Your loyalty pleases me! You shall be rewarded!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Up next: what to do, Lash? Make people watch pornos of LardLad and Hummer Lass? Sheesh. You've only been in power for a day and already you want to violate the Geneva Convention. Not to mention our minds.
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They are corrupted I tell you.
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