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Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630325 09/11/04 10:41 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple I'd flog you, but you wouldn't enjoy it, and I don't want to bring you down any further. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630326 09/11/04 10:42 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Loser Lad Wanderer Loser Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Oh, I don't know. Let's give it a shot. I've been flogged enough I might be able to give you some pointers. The LMB Archives

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630327 09/11/04 10:44 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Oh, darling, I'm not a flogger, I'm a priestess, how about I just curse you. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630328 09/11/04 10:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Loser Lad Wanderer Loser Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave What ever works for you. As long as nothing shrivels up and falls off I'm cool. The LMB Archives

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630329 09/11/04 10:52 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Allright! (Focuses and makes direct eye contact, a magical fairy light takes Loser Lad to a tower) "Tower, Tower do your part, Never release the prisoner with the horny heart!" Now you shall be stuck there forever... WITH LESBIANS!!! And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630330 09/11/04 10:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Loser Lad Wanderer Loser Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave *sits back and watches* The LMB Archives

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630331 09/11/04 10:57 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple But there is always a catch. You must impregnate all the thousands of lesbians here, bye next week's sunrise, or you shall never see daylight again, nor a lesbian! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630332 09/11/04 11:08 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Loser Lad Wanderer Loser Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Lucky I brought this keg of Bi-Beer. The LMB Archives

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630333 09/11/04 11:11 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple I wish you luck, and the other word that rhymes with it. Be prosperous... (disappears) Soul Whisper, "Thora is going to flog your ass, just want to give you the heads up." And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630334 09/11/04 11:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Loser Lad Wanderer Loser Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave I know that. Thora always flogs my ass. That's why I hang around here so much... The LMB Archives

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630335 09/11/04 11:16 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Another naughty, naughty boy. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630336 09/12/04 01:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England so what makes you think locking Loser in a room full of Lesbians is a curse I have never seen him smile so much. Faithfull

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630337 09/12/04 08:20 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Cretins!! If we may kindly take the subject away from lesbians for five seconds, I-- Thora of Taltar-- have very good news indeed! Any who vote for Thora of Taltar shall in turn be given a genuine Taltaran Carved Replica of themselves. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630338 09/12/04 08:23 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL Kid Prime Wanderer Kid Prime Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL So how was that taking the subject away from lesbians? White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630339 09/12/04 08:28 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar If I-- Thora of Taltar-- blast the carved replica with the rays of my charm bracelet, it shall allow me to control your minds while also boosting your powers incredibly! On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630340 09/12/04 09:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Thora, may I skip the carved replica and have your autograph instead?

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630341 09/13/04 06:45 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Loser Lad Wanderer Loser Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,057 The Loser Cave Thora, if we men are such cretins what would you really have to gain from controlling our minds? The LMB Archives

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630342 09/13/04 01:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Wait a minute Lou, lets find out what power boosts she is offering first. Faithfull

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630343 09/13/04 05:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,471 tennessee icefire Legionnaire! icefire Legionnaire! Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,471 tennessee Thora I have so missed you no other could lead us!!!! Let the Fun Begin!

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630344 09/18/04 03:56 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Might I interest you in a carved replica of yourself, Kolefyre? On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630345 09/18/04 04:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Thora, if you were to run alongside any campaigning lady or cretinous male, who would it be? They'd serve under you during your term, of course.

Re: Vote THORA, cretin-- #630346 09/18/04 04:17 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Fat Cramer has earned the respect and admiration of Thora of Taltar in the past. She would be my number one choice. And of course I trust that she would assist in tempering my more... robust outbursts of anger at you cretins. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!