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by Invisible Brainiac - 02/07/25 02:47 AM
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How about
Duo Damsel Over Deux
When she's late for a meeting she could be Duo Damsel Over Deux overdue.
Bwahahahahahahahhaa!
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I always thought of her as One Woman
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Chemical King, that is a good idea. If KK is back from the dead why not the Lournu Computo killed.
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Originally posted by jimgallagher: How about
Duo Damsel Over Deux
When she's late for a meeting she could be Duo Damsel Over Deux overdue.
Bwahahahahahahahhaa! 5 minute penalty box ![wink wink](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/wink.gif)
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So I just got Legion Archive #5 out, Adventure #340: The color themes would be fitting, the dying Luornu wears purple with an orange cape (though she's got her black boots on). Luornu Countdown #41 wears purple with an orange / yellowish cape (but yellow boots). And she lost her skirt somewhere in purgatory So you could say: "Modern version of the same costume, it's her!!!", or you could say: "Totally different costume, can't be Coumputo-Luornu" We have gained nothing... but I'll have a look into the Baxter series and reread how Luornu 2 died...
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I am sure this will kill this thread:
When she's late for a meeting because she's getting a much delayed, really fancy hairstyle, she would be--
Duo Damsel Over Deux Overdue Oeuvre 'Do
wacka-wacka-wacka!
...but you don't have a moment where you're sitting there staring at a table full of twenty-five characters with little name signs that say, "Hi, my superpower is confusing you!"
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So, if Luornu started wearing blue jeans, would she be ...
Duo Denim?
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Originally posted by Chemical King: Am I the only one who thought that the Luornu appearing in Countdown was the DEAD third body killed by Computo? It' been some time since I read Adventure and Baxter series, but with Karate Kid being officially deceased, my first feeling was that the dead body of Triplicate Girl was next (inmplicating a return of Chemical King as well :-) ). Ha! That makes sense. I was thinking that "Una" came to the past and "Duo Damsel" stayed in the 31st century, but I couldn't think of a reason why they would split up.
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy: Originally posted by jimgallagher: [b] How about
Duo Damsel Over Deux
When she's late for a meeting she could be Duo Damsel Over Deux overdue.
Bwahahahahahahahhaa! 5 minute penalty box
[/b]Oh, come on! I thought that was borderline brilliant if I do say so myself. ![smile smile](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by doublechinner: I am sure this will kill this thread:
When she's late for a meeting because she's getting a much delayed, really fancy hairstyle, she would be--
Duo Damsel Over Deux Overdue Oeuvre 'Do
wacka-wacka-wacka! Oh puh-leese. That's like trying to kill a kitchen fire with a keg of kerosene. Originally posted by He Who Wanders: So, if Luornu started wearing blue jeans, would she be ...
Duo Denim? If Tenzil consumed her in a fit of rage and she became engorged near the base of his esophagus, she'd be Duodenum ?
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I think the first time she and Chuck hooked up was a case of Duo Done 'im.
...but you don't have a moment where you're sitting there staring at a table full of twenty-five characters with little name signs that say, "Hi, my superpower is confusing you!"
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Bah the Legion should go back in time and take Alexander Hamilton's place against Aaron Burr. She'd then be Duel Deed Women or Duel Dead Women depending on outcome.
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Possibly both if they couldn't agree on whose side to take.
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You guys are crazy. Jimmy Calafiore drew the latest issue. Una and Karate Kid both look sweet. Some nice action. They try to break in to see Oracle. One scary moment has Una in robotic tentacles...she freaks out a bit. We don't see her using any powers or reveal any big news either.
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I bought Countdown #39 just for the cool Karate Kid cover. I liked "Triplicate Girl's" (yeah, they keep calling her that) bathing suit costume better than when I first saw it. The "tentacles" scene was a nice little homage but it was this bit of dialogue that intrigued me most. Una to Val:
"How do we know she'll help figure out what's wrong with you?"
So, what's "wrong" with Val?
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That caught my attention also.
Curiouser and curiouser...
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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What is wrong with him?! And why can Oracle help?!
Re: Dev-Em. I just read his first appearance in the Legion and he sure was a scoundrel. Infact, I hated him until he said he reformed. So I wonder if the evil phantom zone Dev-Em will ever reform? Interesting.
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And more importantly, why does Luornu have such stringy black hair? Ick.
I just thumbed through Legion in the 31st for the first time yesterday and saw that T Girl has purple, orange, and white hair. How lame is that? that's even worse than the different colored eyes. I'm guessing the white haired one will be the one who dies.
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Here's what's wrong with Val according to the Countdown #39 article at Newsarama. <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">He is carrying a virus</span></span> In the preview pages for next week, Supergirl says to Superman: <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">"Oracle said something unleashed a global computer virus."</span></span> Something else else or some body?
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I have my guesses as to who/what it can be. One starts with a big C and the other with a little M. ![wink wink](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/wink.gif)
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My guess is its the third Luornu body ('unity') that is actually Computo.
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Or Val has had implant surgery. I suppose it's not out of the rhelm of the 31st century that computers are involved in that.
Those viruses always show at the most embarrasing times.
So I'm told.
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Countdown #38 spoiler: <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Karate Kid tells Oracle he is dying.</span></span> I haven't actually read it yet myself. Sounds kind of, I dunno, redundant. ![laugh laugh](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/laugh.gif)
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Do not, I repeat, do not look at the scan or read this message if you don't want to know. SPOILER SPACE P O I L E R S P A C E Attached is a scan of the original art to JSA #6 page 2 panel 1. The published version used a patch panel but the original art shows the original panel that was planned for the issue. My guess (pure speculation on my part) is that the editor thought this panel would reveal too much too soon and requested the patch panel. The panel clearly shows that there are three versions of the Legion with one Superboy. One of the Brainiac 5's has a monkey on his shoulder and Gates apears in the panel so we know that the post-Zero Hour Legion will be recognized in DC continuity. One Lightning Lad is clearly in his silver age costume so the pre-Zero Hour Legion will be recognized as well. The Phantom Girl appears to have the WaK symbol on her costume so my guess is that the WaK Legion is the third. In other words, all three versions of the Legion not only met and were inspired by one Superboy, but all three met each other as well.
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