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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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John Beauford Bangya
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Ima <Squak> Yo, Im really happy for you....<squak>
Somewhere over the rainbow...with a shotgun, a squirrel, and talking mushrooms
Scuba Sam the underwater man...Hey ladies!
Bob
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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strange but not a stranger
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Not going to go for "Justin Thyme"?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Bold Flavors
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He's already an LMB bad guy  I once came up with the idea for "Udder Nonsense" using the Liberty Meadows mad cow avatar. I thought it was so funny...until I actually created it. Then three posts later, got bored with it. That alt is now long gone.
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"Nightcrawler," but Cobie is already using that one.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I once came up with the idea for "Udder Nonsense" using the Liberty Meadows mad cow avatar. I thought it was so funny...until I actually created it. Then three posts later, got bored with it. That alt is now long gone. Cow characters work better as GenChars, I think. At some point I came up with Old Dutch the Super-Cow and thought she was hilarious, but everyone seemed to prefer Rockhopper Lass, Hyvvie the Wonder Beagle and Time Teller Lad (who eventually became my one alt). Of the four, TTL works best on his own. Perhaps the problem with Old Dutch is that Old Dutch Cleanser is a fairly obscure product and not everyone gets the connection to Comet the Super-Horse. If you have to explain a joke, then it's probably not funny.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I guess if I get an alt, it should be male. Just to keep the universe in balance.
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Boo. That way, when I become a famous sports figure and have a spectacular failure...People will be cheering for me. 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Doesn't AltId discussion belong over on the Mission Monitor Board?
I'm tired of talking to myself over there.
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With a Power Ring...
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Nein. Nyet. Nunh unh. This is the anywhere, we can talk about anything. Did you notice how lovely the decayed crocus were on jupiter last night? Hockeysnockey! 
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In honor of a longtime poster...
Cat Framer!
Woof woof...ruff ruff ruff...bark bark!
*Translation: The cat did it, officer, I was over here licking my <bleeeeeeep>!
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I'd post as "Morten Harket," but I'd get sued and Stealth would hate me for trying to break her heart.  Back to the drawing board...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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My son loves it when he asks me what super hero I am, and I reply:
"Big Bad Rad Mad Dad!"
I have the powers of SuperDad!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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barfomaticor!
"jackuler"
Slobnoggin
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Only alternate versions of my own name, as I am trying to "brand" myself. Which isn't as easy as you might think
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I hear curling irons do a good job.
hmmmmm, sounds like something for Horrible Musings.
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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The one among my GenChars who eventually took on a life of his own was Petty Officer Marvin of the Brood. I remember intending him to be a Brood drone who had the personality of Marvin the Martian, and writing in an invasion of Looney Tunes characters, and... well...
Oh, and of course there's my Blaze alt, whom I can foresee eventually becoming more popular than my Invisible Brainiac main ID.
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So Blaze is an alt? I'm so disappointed. thought you guys were made for each other, lol. But, I'm really bad at alts anyway. Never know who they are.
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 Oooh is he gonna be so mad when he finds out I made people think he's an alt! Nah, I couldn't posisbly flirt with myself that well if I were (insert your fave celebrity-you-love-to-hate here).
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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