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"You know I'm tempermental" - Curley
"Yeah, 95% temper, 5% mental" - Moe

" I'm trying to think, but nothin' happens " - Curley

"If you're going to cheat, cheat fair. If there's anything I hate it's a crooked crook!" -Moe

"I said, 'Do you speak-a my language?'
He just smiled and gave me a vegamite sandwich."
-- Men at Work, "The Land Downunder"

"You girls have everything: you're tall and short, skinny and stout, blonde and brunette, and that's just the kind of woman I like." Groucho Marx, as Captain Spaulding, in Animal Crackers

Ten Quotes

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail." - Abraham Maslow

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.” - Will Durant

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

“There are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.” - Thomas A. Edison

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” - Albert Einstein

“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” - Robin Williams

“Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.” - Anonymous

“Only those who can see the invisible can accomplish the impossible.” - Patrick Snow

“We must become the change we want to see.” - Ghandi

"Adventure is not outside a man, it is within.” - David Grayson

These are all from Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, my favorite show of all time, may it rest in peace...

"Bored Now." -Evil Vampire Willow

"My Head feels Big. Is it Big? -Willow
"No, its head-sized." -Oz

"Calm may work for Locutus of Borg here, but I'm freaked out and I intend to stay that way!" -Xander

"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -Buffy

There's so many more amazing lines that came from this show. I've got several more but they're from the end of the last season and I don't want to spoil it for anyone.

Now I see Reep's post of all these inspirational quotes from real life people... and I post quotes from a TV show called Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.

sigh -I think its bedtime.

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” - Steven Wright

“Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.” - Robert Benchley

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." Steven Wright

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." Steven Wright

“Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.” - Will Rogers

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides.

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. it's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do and you've done it.

All attempts to destroy democracy by terrorism will fail. It must be business as usual.

All attributed to Margaret Thatcher.

“Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.” - Groucho Marx

"New ideas pass through three periods:
*It can't be done.
*It probably can be done, but it's not worth doing
*I knew it was a good idea all along!"

Arthur C. Clarke

"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value."

Arthur C. Clarke

"I think it would be a good idea." - Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization

"The moon is the first milestone on the road to the stars."

Arthur C. Clarke

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke

“I'm not against the police, I'm just afraid of them.” - Alfred Hitchcock (the “Master of Terror”)

And a few more from the esteemed Mr. Clarke:

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."

"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible."

"I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about."

"When a distinguished but elderly scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he says it is impossible, he is very probably wrong."

"All explorers are seeking something they have lost. It is seldom that they find it, and more seldom still that the attainment brings them greater happiness than the quest."

"Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal."

"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him."

"A faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets."

"Chemistry is a trade for people without enough imagination to be physicists."

"If people don't come to the ballpark, how are you gonna stop them?" - Yogi Berra

"I can't get this tree right...Damn, I will kill everyone in the world!"-Eddie Izzard on how an artist (Hitler), turned into a mass murdering fuckhead.

"And that's the secret to traveling at the speed of light."-Starfire, from the new Teen Titans cartoon. Funny cause it just seems out of place.