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Your old buddy MLLASH had to take a brief nap, and awoke planning to go into Season 2 of LOST without childnapped prejudice, watching as many eps as I could... but the internet is not working right... I blame Hurley for this!

It took me, like, 30 minutes just to get on LW, log in and post this!

Facebook and Netflix won't come up at all right now, but I am trying, promise!

Netflix is totally trying to come up now...

It *appears* to now have come up... let's see what happens...

S2 E1

Rats-- it's not wanting to load!! 7%... 20%... *looks at watch* ...well this is more annoying than an episode of nothing but Hurley saying "dude" and Walt and Turnip head getting abducted repeatedly...

It ain't a-working right now. *glare* STUPID TECHNOLOGY!!!

I'll take a little On-Demand TV break and return to the interwebz later, after all the people surfing free porn have gone to sleep!

Things appear to be back to normal!

S2 E1

Who is this boxer-wearing excellently-coiffed hottie...?

GASP!!!! He's playing one of my favorite songs EVER!!!!

OMG he's in the hatch!!!

Hmm. Locke is starting to get on my nerves. And no, it isn't just because I blame him for Boone's death... I'm getting a serious vibe from him that the island is, maybe, starting to take him over? Maybe making him a little cray-cray? One thing I am sure of: Locke no longer has any regard for the rest of his castaways-- or that regard is diminishing rapidly... I predict bad things out of Locke now...

Well, THAT'S one word that rarely means anything pleasant: QUARANTINE.

Hurley just cracked me up!! With that whole, "All this shitty stuff happens to us but at least we get to sleep in every morning" bit... Good one, Hurls! Also noted: Hurley's weight loss.

Holy Bad Flashback Jack hair!!

FINALLY seeing what I have wanted to see- the castaways ALL together, sharing info. This would be VITAL in a real castaways situation, I would think...

I admire Kate wanting to keep a look out for Locke. Meanwhile, my opinion of Locke is continuing to deteriorate...

YEESH! That had to hurt his hands!! And now Kate is down there with Quarantine Hot Hatch Guy!

Desmond? Hatch guy is the Desmond Jack was talking to? Oh come ON now, this is some bulltrish right here.

Y'all are sure this gets good again, right??

E2

Well that is one wrecked-ass raft right there...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT! STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!

Jaws has arrived!

Mike and Sawpants = Laurel and Hardy

Man I thought *I* could shoot a glare, but I ain't got nothing on Sawpants:



Walt's mother is terrible.

Ha! I bet that was the best candy Kate ever had!

SHITSNACKS!!! What's got ahold of Jin now?!?

EEK! THE REST!!! THEY'RE HERE!

I'm not loving everything but I am certainly back onboard now.

That guy in the bushes needs some consoling <span style="font-size: 32px;">... </span>

I thought the same thing about Desmond Lashie...but it eventually makes perfect sense. DEs is one of my favorite characters on the show.

Yay for noticing Jack's bad flashback hair!

WAAAAALLLLTTTTTT! was a bit of a meme back in the day.

The survivors not sharing information with each other is usually one of the biggest complaints about the show. I think it actually gets worse this season.

And, since you apparently missed it, what Lost fans were re-watching and pausing to see after S2E2:

GASP!!! My delightful LOST reviews have brought back Teeds! Surely in Peebs' eyes, I am now as unto a god!

Is it too late for a FEMbrain WAAAAAAAAAALT! meme?

The survivors being insular gets WORSE? Oh dear.

What am I looking at? Is that that logo that read DHARMA? (At least I thought it read 'Dharma'). I made notice that they paused on it a moment but knew I had no idea what if meant yet...

Jack's Flashback hair = AWFUL!

It's the logo tattooed on the shark!

I finally have a catchphrase:

"GREAT MLLASH!!!"

"BY THE POWER OF MLLASH'S DELIGHTFUL OUT OF DATE LOST REVIEWS!!! I SMITE THEE BORING PEOPEL!!!"

"MLLASH'S SUNGLASSES!"

or just ...


"MLLASH!!!"

or maybe "FANDANGO!!!"

re: the shark logo: GASP!!!!! Now *THAT* I totally missed!

Peebs

"By MLLASH's Sunglasses!"

Sawyers glare is one that legends are made from. He has moment after moment with them.

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!

Bad flashback hair is a serious problem with some of the Losties.

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!!!

"By MLLASH's Sunglasses!"

Now that is a rally cry for the ages.

All of Michael's WALLLT cries will def pay off later! Trust!

Cobie on LOST????????

s2 e3

The Rest are some bad-nass bastards!

Oh Boo Hoo-- Desmond's Atari got shot. Zero suspense since I am 200 percent sure that has nothing to do with anything.

Dang- The Others (that dude is way too freaky-scary to be called one of the Rest) are capturing people left and right! Who is Mystery Hole Girl?

The Dharma Initiative, eh? Sounds like a bunch of free-lovin' hippies to me! Film was intersting, but I still don't think the fate of the world rests on a Commodore 64.

I rather like Helen, but we already know that's going to go tits up.

Yeesh. I'm kinda to the point where both Jack's crankiness AND John's mysteriousness are on my nerves.

GASP! Mystery Hole Chick is Flirts With Jack Before Flight/Back Row of Plane Lass! I remember her because I thought she was really pretty.

Hmm. J'love Ana Lucia but I'm getting Nemesis Kid vibes from her...

Oh no! Desmond's Activision console broke! We're all gonna die!!!! *rolls eyes*

Locke of the past needs to shave his head STAT.

CALLED IT on Ana Lucia!

I truly hope Sayid doesn't get the Colecovision working again because I'm totes over that plot already.

***GLARE*** I would have said "Screw you, Nintendo!!" and walked off. I mean really. Like some free-love hippies in the 70s built an end of the world device? WHATEVS. They were all too busy doing coke and having unprotected sex for that!

I kinda hope the end means a reduction of screentime for both Jack and Locke.

e4

Dang Hurley-- you're gonna get sick from all that food-! Dream. Shoulda known.

BAH!!! Hurley and Kate have to do this crap too. LAME JACK. This was your and Locke's stupid deal. I woulda told them to stick it up their motherboards.

Hmm. I notice with other characters falling out of my favor, that others are definitely getting in my good graces... I wonder if this was the writers' intention? Anyhoo, I'd rather have Sawpants with me than agin me... I'm kinda missing rough n tough Jin though... which surprises me, because gentle Jin is so nice.

ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FANGASMS, dabs happy tears, assures you all if I was on the island, I'd be hanging out with Rose*

Suckle me Elmo!!! Hurley's gonna curse her with the stupid Atari curse? Damn it!

Claire finds the bottle-- at least now the peeps SHOULD know Jin and co. might need help. UNLESS SHE DECIDES NOT TO TELL ANYONE, as is usual on Lost Isle!

Oh okay, he just needed help inventorying. That's acceptible, I'd have picked her too.


I *really* appreciate him wanting to do a good job with the inventory-- I would have been over Kate asking for shampoo too, but like him would probably not have said anytthing to stop her...

*glare* I was totally hoping this would be a Locke-less episode. At least it's been Jack-light.

GOOD FOR CHARLIE, standing up against the secrets being kept. I'm with you, puddin'!

SHITSNACKS!!!! Ana Lucia is Buffy! Poor Sawpants, but-- WOW she's BADASS. And, ummm... Sawpants needs that arm tended to BADLY... like two days ago badly.

23 other survivors, eh? And I seem to recall a Gate 23... and $23,000 for Kate's reward... and 23 is one of the cursed numbers.

"CLUCK YOU"?!?! More evidence that somehow in the near future I obviously perfect time travel, go back to the past and join the writing staff of LOST under an assumed name! This is now UNDENIABLE!

OMG!!!! Hulrey + Dynamite + Rose = A pissed off Lash if what I think is gonna happen actually happens.

(whew!!) I'm relieved... your old buddy MLLASH, sentimental fool that he is, is dabbing the tears like crazy over here in Memphis TN.

This episode was a major WIN for Hurley, whom is now firmly in the LIKE column! "Dude" it up all you want, dude, you deserve it. And it was very nice to meet Bernard... if he isn't reunited with Rose I will NEVER FORGIVE ANY OF YOU!!! Of course, since I traveled back in time and co-wrote some of this, I am 100 percent sure they will be reunited!!!

Best episode of season 2 yet.

I knew you'd like e4!

One of the cool bits I noted when I was re-watching the S1 finale was that when Hurley was asked what he thought would be in the hatch, he basically gave a long list of food. Turns out he was pretty much right!

As is commonly known, I like to hang at dyke bars! Lesbians love your old buddy MLLASH! At Memphis' best lesbian bar, the bathrooms have brick walls, and they lay out chalk to keep grafitti at bay. So I was surprised to see THIS written as I exited the men's room today:

There's no telling how long that has been written there; it is the ONLY non-chalk grafitti in the bathroom. I probably never noticed it as I never knew what it meant before...

I was singing that this morning!

Next you'll be seeing the numbers all over the place!

It's fun to watch this again, and see thigns that make a whole lot more sense the second time through.

It's also fun to see Lash guess at what is going on...knowing what he is correct about and not.

I want to hear an actual full version of You All Everybody!

Hmm. Dev, you imply that I *am* right about some things... now I wonder which things they are

e5

Good, I like that Ana Lucia is planning to get to the other survivors. I was scared there was going to be some lame "you can't leave us" thing with her group to our boys.

Jin's awesome. That language barrier must be a real arse-pain. I'm betting he will pick up more English as the series progresses. (EDITED TO ADD-- or as THIS EPISODE progresses as it turned out)

That asshole interviewing Jin in flashback is an asshole!

There sure is a lot of head-butting on this show. Jin, I think you'd be wise not to engage in more fisticuffs with Mistereko!

Sun's flashback setup date is a real charmer. Countdown to him turning out to be jerk: 3... 2...

RIP Goodwin. How suckass to survive a plane crash only to take a makeshift machete to the chest. Looks like this 'The Others' thing is far from resolved.

Oh look. Locke's here to console Sun by saying something mysterious. *cannot glare due to massive rolling of eyes* I hate feeling this way because Locke is still the most fascinating character but I think I'm not over my dead-Boone anger issues.

...OH! Didn't expect that. Sun's hotel guy isn't really a jerk, he just needs a beard of sorts. I feel sorry for Sun but also am glad that he had the decency to tell her.

SHITSNACKS ON A CRACKER WITH OLIVE TAPENADE! That 'The Others walking by' scene was right outta THE WALKING DEAD. I'm still not feeling such fear/dread about them though. This I *do* know: Danielle knew about them well before the plane crash, so they have been on the island a long long time. Other escapees of the Dharma Initiative?

Here's Kate! She must have grown weary of washing her hair in the bunker-pod thingie.

WALT!!! WALT!!!! WALT!!!!!!!!!

Sun found her ring and it was poignant as I knew it would be.

2 solid episodes in a row. Very pleased with the focus on Sun, my favorite gal of gardens. Also if it isn't obvious by the recaps, I'm pro-Jin nowadays.