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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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63% percent seedy past :LMAO: apparently Im Kate. Im also Ash from the Evil Dead and Sorority Slut Barbie. Hoooray!!!
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Leapin' Jeepers! I got LOCKE! Is that bad or good? "You're not going crazy, Jack. Crazy people don't think they're getting crazy. They think they're getting saner." You are John Locke. You are skilled, intelligent, fearless, secretive, and most likey totally insane. You manipulate those around you to get what you think the island wants. Sure, you'll find Walt's dog for him and kill a wild boar or two, but what you're after are some real answers. You've looked into the eye of that island. And what you saw was beautiful. Just let us know what it is sometime, alright? *Gulp* I don't think I like that, even though he's my favorite...
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As it turns out, I am also this Kate person.
32% kindness, 45% courage, 96% (not a typo) seedy past, and 86% secretiveness.
FWIW, I don't watch the show.
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Kate is hot, OM and Joe-Boy!
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: As it turns out, I am also this Kate person.
32% kindness, 45% courage, 96% (not a typo) seedy past, and 86% secretiveness.
FWIW, I don't watch the show. Me neither, OM... I read bits and pieces about Lost in the TV guides, but alas, i was more "drawn" to Desperate Housewives then i was to Lost 
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jillikers! Kate is hot, LAM! Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Kate is hot, OM and Joe-Boy! Tell us how you really feel EDE... 
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: As it turns out, I am also this Kate person.
32% kindness, 45% courage, 96% (not a typo) seedy past, and 86% secretiveness.
FWIW, I don't watch the show. holy sh*t i can't believe you scored higher than me... ok, where are the bodies? i don't watch this show either.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Kate is hot, OM and Joe-Boy! Secretiveness is evidently sexy.
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I'm Jack?!? Obviously these people don't know me very well...
You scored 62% kindness, 47% courage, 39% seedy past, and 56% secretiveness!
62% on kindness?!? They really don't know me very well...
Oh, and I agree with EDE. Kate is hot!
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Originally posted by Loser Lad: 62% on kindness?!? They really don't know me very well... It's all those coloring jobs you do... wracking up those kindness points. 
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That was a very intersting test; I was surprised by the results. It's also neat to see who some of you are likened to- and the reations here.
Just spouting off.
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WOW!! it looks like i'm the only one that got Hurley. 
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Sawyer! I thought for sure I was gonna get Shannon, but Sawyer's even worse.
Ah well, proverbial grain of salt and so on...
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I can't get the site to work!
Touch the magic...
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Boone You scored 60% kindness, 43% courage, 28% seedy past, and 43% secretiveness! "I know you made a promise. I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack."
You are Boone. You are kind and brave, with a slightly less checkered past than your fellow survivors. You are an open book, and do not keep secrets from anyone. While your humanitarian efforts are chivalrous, being so trusting and helpful can get you into major trouble...especially when you spend your days hanging around John Locke. Stay away from the manipulative types and you should be winning a Nobel Peace Prize in no time.
Your polar opposite is: Danielle. You are similar to: Jack and Claire.
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No surprise here...
You are Charlie. More specifically, you are Charlie when he was still dealing with his heroin addiction. You're a kind person, but your seedy past and intense secretiveness are hurting you. You're not one of the bravest guys on the island, but you will defend what is closest to you without fail. You'll be okay in the end because let's not forget, you're a bloody rock god!
Your polar opposite is: Michael. You are similar to: Claire and Kate.
Touch the magic...
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Wellllllllllll ......... Loser Lad and I have something in common. Several things, apparently.
I'm Jack? Who the bloody hell are THEY kidding?????
You can never quit believiing in your dreams ... or yourself. ----- You GOTTA listen to Levi Kreis.
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Wait a sec ..........
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on kindness You scored higher than 62% on courage You scored higher than 60% on seedy past You scored higher than 94% on secretiveness
I'm not so sure how to take that!!!!!
You can never quit believiing in your dreams ... or yourself. ----- You GOTTA listen to Levi Kreis.
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My word, there's a lot of LOST threads, so I'm just going to post here. Because I decided to wait until 1am to watch the first episode and now I am stone-cold HOOKED. That's right, I am finally going to see just what you all were going on and on about! I am starting the 3rd episode now, but some quick 2-part Pilot episode thoughts: This show is doing nothing to ease my airplane phobia. Old man with orange rind smile, sitting in the rain, playing backgammon-- "one is light, one is dark"-- that's going to be important isn't it? I can't tell if he's a force for good or evil yet, but I'm watching him. Giant invisible monsters? Polar bears? The Land That Time Forgot? TWIST-- hot chick's a criminal! I assume she didn't really DO whatever IT was. I am enjoing the 'tell people's stories by revisiting the moment the plane fell apart' thing. That Hurley guy is getting on my nerves dude. Dude he really is dude. Dude I hope he stops saying dude so much dude and then maybe dude I will like dude him dude more dude. Dude. I don't dislike any other castmembers-- YET. PLEASE no spoilers 
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Episode 3 viewed:
CHOKE! Just as that song plays while Vincent is returned to his owner, causing your old sentimental buddy MLLASH to tear up, we end on old guy, looking tres nefarious!!
Verrrrrrrry interesting.
I'm totes gonna have to watch at least 1 more before bed...
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Episode 4: We open with mysterious old guy!
oooh-- looks like the island gang will be having some bacon soon!
I like that Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Charlie seem to be the "go-to crew" for being first to explore the creepy sounds from the plane wreck-- I dub them challengers of the unknown! (I am still convinced a Challs movie or TV show could be a huge success)
Mr. LOCKE... I shan't be forgetting that name. He knows a thing or six about boar hunting, eh?
Oh NO! Mr. Locke was a poorly-treated officeworker?? Thank you, Second Chances!
Hold up-- it occurs to me that folks should be more wary of wandering around in the woods knowing there's BEARS and BOARS in them-- I mean, Mr. Locke, Kate and Michael? Shouldn't 2 or 3 others have joined them?
J'adore Rose!!
Oh crap-- Locke's cray-cray isn't he... Helen's s sex-line worker.
Okay WTF is up with distant man in suit?
OMG!!! The "Locke SHOCK"! Wow... a miracle indeed. And something tells me THANGS don't quite work the way THANGS are supposed to on this little island.
These eps have been excellent but this goes on for SIX seasons? I hope they can maintain this level of quality.
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They do! It's so awesome you're watching Lost! Reading your thoughts as you see it for the first time is a lot of fun! It's bringing back the excitement I felt when I was watching! Ep #4, the Locke episode, remains among my favorites. The end sequence still gives me goose bumps. Keep this going!
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I shall! I've been up all night, Epsiode 5-- dealing with Jack's dad-- very emotional! Also it should be noted that I have warmed a little bit to Hurley. Favorite character remains Mr. Locke for now, with Jack, Kate and Sawyer way up there too. I am hoping we get to meet all of these castaways and figure with 6 seasons we should be able to do that! ONE more episode-- then a nap in case anyone expects me to do anything non-Lost related today! 
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Episode 6-- I really really like that they never made Charlie unlikeable (to me, yet), even though he was 'the druggie'. There wasn't anything unlikeable about him! His and our mysterious Mr. Locke's scenes were great! Cool to discover the story of our Korean castaways. I know she is Sun but I don't know his name yet. Not super-keen on the castaways splitting up-- it is giving me a totes LORD OF THE FLIES vibe and making me nervous!! I'm pretty sure I could watch this until I fall flat out but I'd better go take a nap in case I'm needed for anything that requires movement today!  So glad I started LOST at last!
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