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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Hike in the Cape Breton Highlands
So dramatically beautiful as is all of Nova Scotia. Refresh yourself after with a visit to Black Brook Beach: wide, smooth, oceanfront with a freshwater waterfall/pool at one end and thousands of white whales. Okay, they weren't so "whalish" but you Canadians are some of the whitest sun-bathers I've ever seen. WAR: drinking grog at Fort Louisburg while imagining one more French loss for having the cannons pointed the wrong way.
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
Okay, they weren't so "whalish" but you Canadians are some of the whitest sun-bathers I've ever seen.
Pastey and proud! I can't speak for other parts of the country, but in Winnipeg folks break out the shorts the day after the snow is off the ground! Anything to prolong the too short summers!
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Mechana, I thought I was the last one not knowing how to drive a stickshift. Yesterday the BF started my lessons. How can anyone pay any attention to what's going on outside the car when there is so much to do inside??? Am I missing that part of my brain? (Don't answer that!) I am blessed that Fred is a very patient man. 
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Originally posted by KryptonKid:
Mechana, I thought I was the last one not knowing how to drive a stickshift. Yesterday the BF started my lessons. How can anyone pay any attention to what's going on outside the car when there is so much to do inside??? Am I missing that part of my brain? (Don't answer that!) I am blessed that Fred is a very patient man.
Shawn tried to teach me once, in his old Firebird, but I was terrified! I was convinced I was going to miss some vital step and kill us both! Better to learn these things while you're younger, and with someone who doesn't care what you do to their transmission or clutch! He is normally very patient too, but has flat out said there is no way I'm learning to drive in his BMW! Shoulda stuck with the lessons in the Firebird while I had the chance I guess!  The part that really sucks is that the car just sat in the driveway for nearly 6 months while he was out of town last year. I wonder if you can take professional lessons on how to drive a standard?
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I should report you all for this thread, but as the Moderator, that would just make more work for me.
Five things around my computer:
A pile of CDs for listening.
A recent copy of my APA.
An Ultraman temporary tattoo.
A stuffed toy cow I've named Memphis, after the city where she was obtained.
A snow globe containing pictures of my nephews and niece.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I should report you all for this thread, but as the Moderator, that would just make more work for me.
What rules have I unwittingly violated?
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Five grossest things in your office/computer room?
Wine glass with something furry growing in the bottom
Layer of dust
3 empty Coke Zero cans
Mouse poop
Empty pizza box
Yeah, I know, I know. I'm cleaning up now!
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Originally posted by mechana:
What rules have I unwittingly violated? None. I'm just mean.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by mechana:
[b]What rules have I unwittingly violated?
I'm just mean. [/b]I don't believe it for a second.  I thought maybe there was some sort of rule against rambling incoherent threads created by people with nothing better to do than try and drag others down with them. Whew! 
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Well, I hope not. That would probably be my sig if I had one.
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Dragging people into random incoherence is one of my favorite pastimes. Have no fear.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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So, in the Five Things spirit, here are five things in my line of sight: - purple magnetic pin "cushion", bought at dollar store and as yet unused
- bottle of rubber cement (okay, 2 bottles)
- a digital watch that gains a few minutes every day (if you guessed dollar store, you guessed right)
- wee bag of gelt
- a 3" x 5" card listing my computer solitaire high scores
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1 baby boy, age 8 months, asleep.
1 acoustic guitar, slightly dusty
1 Kasey Kahne #9 Dodge candy tin, sadly empty
1 can of Lysol spray, mostly empty
1 rock, painted and glued in a empty box by my daughter, very glittery.
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- 1 stack of poker chips, Nevada Jack Salon & Casino, denominations from .25 to $500 (handy for shuffling while I think)
- 1 tin of cinnamon Starbucks After Coffee Mints
- 1 empty Lime Coke can (trying to limit myself to no more than one a day now)
- 1 nearly empty spindle of Verbatim Light Scribe CD-Rs
- 1 box of Legion Vs card, still awaiting sorting
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3 pine cones
1 elf outfit
1 deer skull
1 bottle of Forest Glen merlot
1 very used 256MB flash drive
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
1 deer skull I didn't realize the snow got that deep in your area. I hope you at least used all the parts.
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In my line of sight"
Fully assembled 3-d puzzle of the US Capitol
Wicker birdcage brought back from Hong Kong by a friend
Keys to three different neighbor's houses and two of their cars
Blender, sadly devoid of any trace of lime juice or tequila
Girl Scout cookie order forms -- the sale starts tomorrow
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