Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION The Anywhere Machine Kareoke again!!

Here's an original, my ode to dating a techy-couch potato!

I Wish I Was A...

I wish I was a VCR
Oh how you would then love me
A day wouldn't pass that I didn't feel
Your hands on me lovingly
Working all my circuitry
Oh how you when then love me

I wish I was a TV set
Then you would pay attention
Not sit and stare right on through
My every changing expression
I'd be just what you wanted
With the touch of a button
Oh how you would then love me

I wish I was the internet
Then you would chat with me
Log on to me for the evening
Make use of my search engine
Download all my information
Oh how you would then love me

I wish I was a DVD
That you would play repeatedly
Not just once then walk away
Some things I guess never change
Some things always stay the same
But still....

Would you then love me?

though I tried I've fallen
I have sunk so low
I'm messed up
Better I should know
But don't you come around here
And tell me "I told you so"

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Who knows how long I've loved you?
You know I love you still.
Will I wait a lonely lifetime?
If you want me to, I will.

For if I ever saw you,
I didn't catch your name.
But it never really matterred,
I will always feel the same.

Love you forever, and forever.
Love you with all my heart.
Love you whenever we're together,
Love you when we're apart.

And when at last I find you.
Your song will feel the air.
Sing it loud so I can hear you.
Make it easy to be near you.
For the things you do endear you to me.

Oh you know I will.

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Originally sung by The Beatles

Time for some Tom Waits.

San Diego Serenade.

never saw the morning
til I stayed up all night
never saw the sunshine
'til you turned out the light
never saw my home town
'til I stayed away too long
never heard the melody
'til I needed the song

never saw the white line
'til I was leaving you behind
never knew I needed you
'til I was caught up in a blind night
never spoke I love you
'til I cursed you in vain
never felt my hearts strength
'til I nearly went insane

never saw the east coast
'til I moved to the west
never saw the moonlight
'til it shone of your breast
never saw yourheart until
someone tried to steal it, steal it away
never saw your tears
'til they rolled down your face

never saw the morning
'til I stayed up all night
never saw the sunshine
'til you turned out your love light baby
never saw my hometown
'til I stayed away too long
never heard the melody
'til I needed the song