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Animals are dying off en masse globally...
Freakish weather batters us...
Next thing you know, cats will be mating with dogs.
How long have we got 'til everything goes kablooie?
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Legionnaire!
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I'm gonna start mating with everything in sight if the end is near. Might as well go out with a bang!!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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At least another thousand years. After all, the planet has to stick around till the Legion gets here! 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The girl from the future
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The girl from the future
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^ I'm with Rockie. All this crazy stuff that's happening is Earths temper tantrum at the way we've been treating her.
I might live on the butt end of the world, but I get to see the days before anyone else.... mwaahahahahahaha
(I'm no good at evil laughing)
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 In related garden-variety downfall-of-all-humanity-type news... <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Some of you may already know that my neck of the woods has two big-time college football teams. There's the Oregon Ducks (greenish logo) and the Oregon State Beavers (orange-ish logo). So I stop in at the local burger chain this morning for my fabulously cheap, artery-clogging breakfast and see a big sign for the "Duck" milkshake. It's mint and colored green, of course. But does anyone want to speculate what would be in a "Beaver Shake"? And who in their right mind would ask a total stranger for one in exchange for money? Tsk.</span></span>
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It is extremely unlikely the world is going to end. It might, however, change in such a way that it becomes extremely inhospitable to human beings, and we may be expunged from its surface like the pitiful parasites we are. 
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My personal theory is that in our absence, rats, roaches, squirrels, crows, and blackberry brambles will duke it out for world supremacy.
Which would make a cool video game, if nobody's already done it.
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But I'm not ready to die!! Maybe I will somehow survive the catastrophe.
But do I really want to live in a world without new comics or new episodes of my favorite TV shows?
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No, Oprah is ending. The confusion may stem from the fact that Oprah owns all the money in the world.
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Submission Editor at Source Point Press
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We were never actually alive, simply waking up from our dream of living to our life of death. Not as much of an oxymoron as you'd think.
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I vomited in my mouth a little bit thinking about a beaver shake...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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We're in the Matrix.. everything'll be fine until Keanu Reeves wakes up and ruins it for everyone.
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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We're gonna evolve into the wonderful beings we were always destined to become.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I couldn't keep a straight face.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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I have a strange compulsion to go into a restaurant and order a beaver shake from the cutest waitress I see. The world may not be ending, but I may be dead soon.
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Wanderer
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If Eric Wallace is still writing Titans, Lian Harper is still dead... I say, "bring on da bomb!" At least if we're mutants we won't be able to read.
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
I vomited in my mouth a little bit thinking about a beaver shake... Snob. Why do you hate America?
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Originally posted by He Who LSHes: I have a strange compulsion to go into a restaurant and order a beaver shake from the cutest waitress I see.
The world may not be ending, but I may be dead soon. Wear your running shoes. That would be my advice.
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Another sign...the Lions won four games in a row to end their season.
Me, I'm personally waiting for the Stayduft Marshmallow man to demolish a church or two before I call it.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Hey, anyone seen Dev Em around? Surely his abrupt disappearance from the space-time continuum is also a sign of impending cataclysm! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Trap Timer
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Originally posted by cleome: Hey, anyone seen Dev Em around? Surely his abrupt disappearance from the space-time continuum is also a sign of impending cataclysm!
Dev-em? Isn't that an alt-ID of Lardlad?
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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You poor deluded saps. Loser Lad and Chief Lardy are both MY alts! Cheez...
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So that means I'm you too?
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Sssshhhh!!  <span style="font-size: 11px;">That's a surprise for Nightcrawler's birthday!</span>
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