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Re: JOKES!!!!! #549487 04/07/12 07:31 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer
.. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735	Alrighty, these few are horrible... Q: What do you ask when a tree falls on a woman? A: Why is there a forest in the kitchen? And (insert race/culture of choice, I'll use my own culture) Q: What's the difference between Newfies and Onions? A: I don't cry when I cut Newfies

Re: JOKES!!!!! #549488 04/07/12 07:40 PM
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper
Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley	two voices on radio: "Hallo? Dis ist der German Koast Gardt." "Help! We're sinking!" "Vhat are you sinking about?" The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: JOKES!!!!! #549489 05/18/12 11:36 AM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors
Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ...	A few jokes for all you mad genius scientist types (cough Tamper Lad): Argon walks into a bar, the barman says "we don't serve your kind in here." Argon doesn't react and What happens to chemists when they die? They barium...

Re: JOKES!!!!! #549490 05/18/12 11:36 AM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors
Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ...	Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: A few jokes for all you mad genius scientist types (cough Tamper Lad): What happens to chemists when they die? They barium... They don't have to barium if they helium or curium first

Re: JOKES!!!!! #549491 05/18/12 12:28 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,916 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer
Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,916 Liberty City	Where do they barium? In the krypton the hill?

Re: JOKES!!!!! #549492 05/18/12 02:35 PM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X
cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR	I haven't posted any Oregon jokes lately, and this needs to be remedied. Welcome to Portland, where we have two seasons: <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">The rainy season and July 17th.</span></span> Statistics reveal that last year, 52 Portlanders fell off their bicycles... <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">...and drowned.</span></span> Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. updated often!