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Wanderer
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Alrighty, these few are horrible...
Q: What do you ask when a tree falls on a woman?
A: Why is there a forest in the kitchen?
And (insert race/culture of choice, I'll use my own culture)
Q: What's the difference between Newfies and Onions?
A: I don't cry when I cut Newfies
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Time Trapper
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two voices on radio:
"Hallo? Dis ist der German Koast Gardt."
"Help! We're sinking!"
"Vhat are you sinking about?"
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Bold Flavors
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A few jokes for all you mad genius scientist types (*cough* Tamper Lad):
Argon walks into a bar, the barman says "we don't serve your kind in here." Argon doesn't react
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What happens to chemists when they die? They barium...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
A few jokes for all you mad genius scientist types (*cough* Tamper Lad):
What happens to chemists when they die? They barium... They don't have to barium if they helium or curium first
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Trap Timer
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Where do they barium? In the krypton the hill? 
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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I haven't posted any Oregon jokes lately, and this needs to be remedied.
Welcome to Portland, where we have two seasons: <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">The rainy season and July 17th.</span></span>
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