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STRANGERS with CANDY #525030 07/08/03 06:07 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Jerri Blank fans, sign in with a favorite quote from this twisted Comedy Central show! "I like the pole AND the hole!" Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525031 07/09/03 05:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "Nobody makes friends with a failure!" Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525032 07/09/03 08:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by MLLASH: Jerri Blank fans, sign in with a favorite quote from this twisted Comedy Central show! "I like the pole AND the hole!" That's my favorite quote! But I also like: "I'm handling this the same way I dealt with my own drug and alcohol problem. . . with lies and delusions."

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525033 07/10/03 01:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "I cried when I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet and then I laughed really hard!" Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525034 07/10/03 06:22 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "For 32 years, I was a teenage runaway!" Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525035 07/12/03 05:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "Can't we still make out?" -- Jerri to the cute teen that she has just discovered is her son. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525036 07/12/03 09:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "Some of these retards are extremely clever. Anybody could be one!" -- Principal Blackman to Jerri's parents. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525037 07/13/03 06:23 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "To find out what it's like to take care of a 10-pound 'baby', you'll each be taking care of.... ....a 10-pound baby!" -- Coach Wolffe to her Health Class Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525038 07/14/03 06:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic rokk steady Magically Delicious rokk steady Magically Delicious Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic I'm as moist as a snack-cake down there. Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525039 07/14/03 08:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 GOOD one, Rokky! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525040 07/17/03 09:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24 Charlotte freekdkid Candidate freekdkid Candidate Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24 Charlotte Come on over and I'll make your pinky all stinky! Do what you do when your doin' it like your doin' it for tv!

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525041 07/17/03 10:39 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic rokk steady Magically Delicious rokk steady Magically Delicious Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic So many great lines from this show! Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525042 07/17/03 02:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 YAY, Freeky's a SwC fan too! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525043 07/17/03 05:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 943 Portland, Oregon A Awkward Pause Boy Active Awkward Pause Boy Active A Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 943 Portland, Oregon No quote, but I saw this earlier today, and it gave me hope that we may even see a legion movie someday. Amy Sedaris Interview

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525044 07/19/03 01:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Yep, for those not in the know-- a SwC movie is IN PRODUCTION and will soon be REALITY! I sure hope Mr. Noblet, Mr. Jellineck, Coach Wolffe and Principal Blackman will all be involved! Not to mention cute li'l Orlando! Sara Blank: "Excuse me, Principal Black Man..." Principal: "That's Blackman." Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525045 07/19/03 01:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,322 L lil'rhino Legionnaire! lil'rhino Legionnaire! L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,322 I adore Orlando!!!! He was so scrumptious! He better be in the movie!! lil'rhino

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525046 07/19/03 02:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 "That's he-Larrrious!""

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525047 07/19/03 03:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 I always thought Jerri was so stupid for not hooking up with Orlando! Instead, she constantly called him a monkey! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525048 07/19/03 04:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 I thought y'all were talking about Orlando Bloom, who's currently appearing in Pirates of the Caribbean. (Arh!) Is it a prerequisite for all people with the name "Orlando" to be extremely good-looking??

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525049 07/20/03 02:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "Why are you people so uptight about your resemblance to monkeys?" Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525050 07/20/03 02:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "You've got to understand! I was a teenage runaway for 32 years! I did things I wouldn't force on a mule and some of those things I forced on a mule!" Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525051 07/20/03 02:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 "You're only as ugly as we think you are." -- Mr. Noblet to Jerri upon hearing of her Homecoming Queen nomination. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525052 07/20/03 06:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Teeds, I just got a certain PACKAGE from you....!!!!! I am near-salivating at the notion of seeing all the eps I missed....!!!! (this is gonna KILL my post count!) But when I return, I'll have a plethora of new SwC QUOTES! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525053 07/20/03 06:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 One to grow on until I get back: The teen who is later revealed to be Jerri's son about his birth mother: "All I know is what genetics tells me. That she was probably a short squat woman with thinning hair and a debilitating overbite." Jerri: "She sounds pretty." Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: STRANGERS with CANDY #525054 07/20/03 07:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 From the same episode ("Bogie Nights"): "You just gave me away?" "No, no... never! I traded you for a guitar. And all these years, I've wondered... what happened to that guitar?"