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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by MLLASH: "No one must suspect we are-- different". "Now that we are alone, let's take our shirts off and get ready for the next step of our secret mission, young man!" "You go set up the video camera, while I attempt to look appropriately disheveled and out of breath for the next scene..."
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders: It would only be risque if Val and Kamandi acted like they were enjoying themselves. Not if the gal was hangin on Imra rather than Kamandi.
A singin' and a dancin' along the way.
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You know... losing your powers seems like a pretty pathetic fear compared to many of the others.
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But then came the brain damage he suffered when his head went "WHUMP".
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Man, that Imra can sure open her mouth wide!
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And you thought Garth liked her for her looks.
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I like how Timber Wolf seems to be more confused than scared, as if he long ago got over that 'worst fear.'
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I would've liked to see a follow up panel where he says, "My android brain no longer knows the meaning of fear!"
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It would be really funny if that were Imra's giant mouth swallowing Ultra Boy!
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Even in her worst nightmare Dream Girl's hair is meticulously styled.
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I feel the worst for Chuck...you know that that just had to really hurt.
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![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/win_mortimer_legion.gif) THIS is what happens when you write your LSH story starring 5 Legionnaires you draw from a hat...
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Everyone looks so pissy--lighten up, Legionnaires!
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Hmm... interesting that it features both the most beautiful female Legionnaire and the most handsome male Legionnaire!
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Does this not look like Shooter intentionally intended to feature some lesser-seen LSH members? It kinda does to me. Or that drawn from a hat" thing. Whatever the case, MISSION: DIABOLICAL is one of my favorite ADVENTURE non-Swans!
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Originally posted by MLLASH: ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/win_mortimer_legion.gif)
THIS is what happens when you write your LSH story starring 5 Legionnaires you draw from a hat...
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Was this before or after Ultra Boy became leader?
It's actually a fairly powerful team.
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Definately looks like he was trying to spread the wealth as it were.
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ahhh, Win Mortimer's stiff arms & clenched fists!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
It's actually a fairly powerful team. For sure, Kara, Jan and Jo place it pretty over the top powerful wise. But none of them had been seen for awhile, iirc... I may check the archives out and solve this mystery....
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"Seconds later" - things move fast in Legion stories!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: And you thought Garth liked her for her looks. [deliberately launders Quislet's mask with wayyyyyy too much starch]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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For the record, I probably would've gone with entering through the ears.
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