Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! Random LSH panel discussion

cue the porn music ...

Do men loose nipples in the next 1000 years?

When did David Hasselhoff join the Legion? Or is he just making a onetime appearance as Horny-Old Man?

I feel like I should recall the place and context of those pictures, but... maybe it's better that I don't.

[glowers at SharkLad]



As to the earlier panels, I don't care what anyone says. Invisible Kid I's original "Eddie-Bauer-Of-Space" uniform was totally cute!

When they do that "all-over body wax" to get rid of chest hair and such, they sometimes get a little too... zealous during the application and removal stages.

Sad, really. No harm in a little fuzz here and there, but that's the shifting sands of body aesthetics for you.

<span style="font-size: 11px;">BTW, that wax is how the Daggle clan REALLY made its fortune around the galaxy. The whole star-building thing was just a sophisticated tax shelter.</span>

I can help! Since it's obviously a promotion for Man Jammer II, the highly anticipated sequel to Man Jammer IX 1/2, you must have seen it while you were browsing through your copy of Lusty Man Magazine!

Nothing controversial. Polar Boy's election as I recall.

I hope this is better -

My nipples are back and you're gonna be in trouble!


On a related note, I hate the word "nipples". It just annoys me. Perhaps typing it over and over will help...

nipples nipples nipples nipples

Hmm. Now I'm undecided...

Who says Jay Leno has the world's biggest chin?

Well,. . . . . . . . .

nipple-restoration ... a mighty power, indeed ...

To be sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back"...

God damn you for putting that in my head.

On a nipple-adjacent tangent, I used to get the word areolae and aureole confused. Awkward, although there are points of similarity...

Heya Heya my boyfriend's back! (This also applies to the panel because of Gim's back!) Hee!

See? Gim's back!

Okay just for that I ain't paying for that picture of Matter-Eater Lad dressed as Divine!

I believe that much could be made of that little smirk on Dirk's face and those half-lidded eyes, very much like the cat eying the canary...

Is he the only male Legionnaire to never have a steady girlfriend?

<kicks rumor mill>

[smacks forehead] Ram Boy's right!! <span style="font-size: 11px;">Oh, the shame of it all...</span>

Although the bigger shame is that I never wrote an outraged letter to the editor decrying how those mean ol' Seniors made fun of poor Brek. Bad Fangirl! No TPBs! Bad!

[skulks off]

IIRC A very sweaty Violet was also present in the room...

And to start off March:

I just love this scene, even on re-reading it for the thousandth time. It portrays the Legionnaires as so human: Tasmia's insecurity (or is she being manipulative?), Lu's attempt at manipulating Superboy and her frustration and sadness when it doesn't work out; the apparent cluelessness of the boys. There's a wonderful ambiguity here.

People often don't understand their own motivations, or they are driven by several motivations at once. It's easy to look at the surface of this scene and say that Lu was being catty or Tasmia was, in fact, "sinking her hooks" into Mon-El. But much more is going on if we dig a little deeper.

The fact that the Legionnaires are teens and in a life-and-death situation further blurs the lines of motivation.

Rarely have the Legionnares seemed so relatable.

There's a good reason why that Lu-crawling-through-the-tunnel scene was included during the whiting-out during Zero Hour. It really is one of the best moment of characterization of any version of the Legion.