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I think she was cuter than Irene, myself.

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Aaaah, Irene.

Isn't she the rather large unattractive lass Chuck briefly had a fling with after losing his powers the first time? I can vaguely recall the Legionnaires acting all startled upon meeting her, and lying through their teeth.. "Awwwp!!! She's, ummm... LOVELY, Bouncing Boy!"

I think Irene should be rebooted with the bouncing powers! Call her Princess Pingpong or some such...


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Achsylly MLLASH Superbodyfascistboy said "Oh no! I mean, er, she's lovely..."

How rude though!

Just because they're overweight it doesnt mean that fat people only want to go out with other fat, or in Cera's case, bad skinned people! No!

Not that I know myself, coz I'm not fat, I'm only surmising...

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Actually, along with the pizza-face, Cera was a bit, ummm... SUPER-vuluptuous. Kinda like Anna-Nicole Smith pre-Trimspa.


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Apparently Irene wouldn't date Chuck until after he became slim, anyway. I bet she dumped him as soon as he porked up again!

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Cera was a bit (not super) plump, and the outfit she was wearing wasn't super-flattering.

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All she need was a little space-makeover!

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So, if Chuck was a chubby chaser, does this mean that Luornu was fat?


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No, but when he saw the two of her together, he could kind of pretend...

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She was big enough for two.

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I still think carrying some extra weight would be considered kinda sexy by pre-boot Bismollians.

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Attraction to the forbidden?

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Nope! Tenzil was horrified when he became super-fatassed.

And remember, they had like mandatory weight-limits and such... (the SUBS Special)


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And remember, they had like mandatory weight-limits and such... (the SUBS Special)
Well, exactly...the Calorie Police was there to make sure the citizenry didn't consume too much of the planet's resources!


Hence carrying extra weight was naughty and taboo! Oh yeah, people aren't interested in the naughty and taboo.

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OOooooooooh!

You're right- it makes sense!


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Wouldn't YOU have dated her? Huzzah! I like a little meat on their bones! Down with anorexic villainesses!

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And what's to dislike about this look? (From the Sprouse collection.) Less bejeweled, more class! Takin' charge!

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Yeah, but that was AFTER the Emerald Eye altered her body!

Sorta like Anna-Nicole Smith, post-Trimspa.


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You just said "Cera Kesh." You didn't say WHEN.

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Reboot Irene!


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You just said "Cera Kesh." You didn't say WHEN.
But she was so much sweeter before the Eye got ahold of her!

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I'm not kidding here... I think Cera Kesh is possibly the most interesting, well-written Legion villain of all time.

The Bierbaums actually made you want to root for the bad guy. Or gal, as the case was.


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They took a well-used Legion tradition, the rejected applicant turned villain, and ran with it. I kind of wish we'd gotten to see some more of her story...

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Me too. Stupid Zero Hour! Stupid DC, firing the Bierbaums!


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Me too. Stupid Zero Hour! Stupid DC, firing the Bierbaums!
You know, you're right! If they were writing the post-boot universe, we'd probably be enjoying the adventures of Matter-Eater Lad, Bouncing Boy, the Subs, etc. Not to mention, more than one issue of Legion Try-Outs!

All great concepts of the previous teenage Legion that we were denied in favor of Lori Morning, Sneckie, Emerald Vi, etc.

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Hey who said Luorno was Fat????

Thats grounds for a whupping smile

I loooooove Luorno....almost as much as I'd like to love Ayla...oops maybe I said too mucheek


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