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Chuck's the one who said Lu was fat!

Hey, anyone remember the scene back in ADVENTURE where Ayla is using fatass-reducer rays or some such? I distictly remember it was Light Lass. I guess she's had too much dessert the night before?

Cera should have used that fatass-reducer ray. But I imagine it might have been secret tech available only to Legionnaires and other higher-ups.


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I believe Tenzil ate the fatass-reducer ray, after it caused Chuck to lose his powers. Ironically, Tenzil himself would soon need it, after being super-fatassed by Nardo!

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Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
You know, you're right! If they were writing the post-boot universe, we'd probably be enjoying the adventures of Matter-Eater Lad, Bouncing Boy, the Subs, etc. Not to mention, more than one issue of Legion Try-Outs!

All great concepts of the previous teenage Legion that we were denied in favor of Lori Morning, Sneckie, Emerald Vi, etc.
I quite liked Sneckie myself, but on the whole, this is a good point.

As for the thread topic itself, I'd say yes. Then again, I could see Chuck pairing off with Eyeful Ethyl if she were available.


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I still think carrying some extra weight would be considered kinda sexy by pre-boot Bismollians.
Well, that explains what Chuck and Tenzil are doing offpanel all day in the postboot!

I bet Wildfire would have dated Cera. And energy burns do wonders for the complexion!

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So, if Tenzil was secretly attracted to chubby chicks, I wonder if he hooked up with Iresa (not Irene, as we mistakenly call her earlier) after she dumped Chuck when he porked out again?

It all makes sense, because Iresa, having a skinny-boy fetish, would have dumped Tenzil like a sack of space-crap after he became super-fatassed.


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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
I believe Tenzil ate the fatass-reducer ray, after it caused Chuck to lose his powers. Ironically, Tenzil himself would soon need it, after being super-fatassed by Nardo!
I further believe that Tenzil's eating of the fatass-reducer ray left energies in his body that, when combined with the energies of Nardo's force-ray reflected off Superboy's super-body, contributed to Tenzil's superfatassing!

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Could Irene/Iresa be the reason why Duo Damsel two-timed Chuck with Nam-Lor?

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One non-Cera/non-Chuck question remains:

Why wasn't Tenzil arrested by his homeworld after becoming super-fatassed?


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Could Irene/Iresa be the reason why Duo Damsel two-timed Chuck with Nam-Lor?
actually she one timed or half timed
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