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Comeanddine

Runs the last restaurant on Earth. Business is...slow.

Adam Strange

Adman Strangler

The Spirit of Marketing Vengeance who punishes those stray from truth in advertising.

Next: The Comedian (Watchmen)

The Commodian.

He's gonna clean up this town, one toilet at a time.

The Spirit

the Spigot

Police criminologist Denny Colt faked his death to run a secret plumbing business out of Central City's cemetery.

Ebony White

Bony Lite

The Spigot's sidekick who overdid it on Weight Watchers.

Woozy Winks

Ozzy Oinks

When he bites the head off of a bird, he turns into a pig.

Wing (Crimson Avenger's partner)

Ring

Can't concentrate on fighting crime 'cause his cell phone's constantly going off.

The Human Target

The Human Wall-Mart

He's much cheaper than The Human Target.

The Badger (Mike Baron/Steve Rude character)

The Tadger

He's a prick, but he means well.

Scorpio Rose

Serpico Nose

Bears an uncanny rhinostic resemblance to a young Al Pacino.

Howard the Duck

(actually, the real Frank Serpico isn't that far off. it was good casting)

Coward the Schmuck

English playwright Noel finds himself as an anthropomorphic cartoon character in a realistic world, but his demeanor wins few friends.

Deathstroke the Terminator

Heatstroke the Incinerator

Former jamacian bobsledder who, after lossing the gold to Hawian ace Kamana Wana Smackya, Rico Suave Deboner accidentally drinks forteen bottles of Texas Pete hotsauce in a drunken stupor. Unbeknownst to him, the secret ingredient, Habanero peppers, combines with his DNA to give him the ability to raise another sentients temperature by eight degrees.

Upon learning of this mighty and awesome power, he does not use it for good and become a human St. Bernard life saver in alpine areas. Instead, he becomes Heatstroke. He embarks on a life of misdemeanor crimes until he accidentally kills Mimi LeMeaux, The Silver Skater. Upon reallizing that the entire hero-ing world is after him for this crime, he heads to tiera Del Fuego and becomes Rodrigo, the Dancing Tamale.

He has remained in hiding ever since, enflaming the passions of Housewife Tourists everywhere he goes within the town.

AirWave

BareWAVE

most popular pin-up heroine of World War II.

Brother Power the Geek

Brother Howard the Greek

The Leader of the heppest frat on campus, man!

Prez

Vize-Prez

While Prez was busy making all the clocks run on time, his running mate was given "pocket-watch duty".

The Dingbats of Danger Street

(Does a name like that really need a parody? Oh well.)
The Well-informed Wizards of Wall Street

They buy low, sell high, and never cause market downturns.

The Spectre

The Sceptre

A sentient, all-powerful, bejeweled, golden staff that wreaks vengeance upon evildoers.

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Damage

Damn Age

This former A list superhero has not fared well against Father Time. He retained his original code name, but most people refer to him by his new battle cry "Damn Age!"

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Judomaster

Udo Master

Wields a strange hypnotic power that compels just one man, former Warholian actor Udo Kier , to do his evil bidding.

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The Green Team

The Greed Team

Wall Street investors and corporate CEOs who have the ability to destroy an economy with their ability to blind themselves others to risk. (Oh, wait. That's real life.)

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The New Mutants

The 'Do Mutants

Seized power from Vidal Sassoon in an ugly coup. Now everyone who buys their hair care products in a salon must pay the special protection, or else end up with even less on top than The Watcher.

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The Iniquity Collective

The Ineptitude Collective

They can't do anything well, but they do it together!

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Man-Bat

Bat-Man

While sitting in his study one night, brooding over the cowardly, superstitious nature of criminals, Bruce Wayne was suddenly shaken from his reverie by an errant baseball shattering his window. "Damn kids! Wait... a baseball... it's an omen... I shall become..."

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The Haunted Tank

The Empty Tank

Five of the galaxy's greatest heroes in their sentient spacecraft drift through space, encountering strange and mysterious cultures, terrifying alien creatures, and, hopefully one day, an Exxon ...

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The Inferior Five

The Inflatable Five

Led by the auto pilot from AIRPLANE!, these 5 loveable fill-ins travel the world, going wherever they are needed-airplanes, automobiles, the Oval Office of the White House. There's no limit for these dummies!

The Green Hornet