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The Human Plumb
Wears a protective suit so no one is tempted to eat him.
The Blazing Skull
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The Blazing Saddle
Known to frequent the free clinics.
Union Jack
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Time Trapper
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Onion Jack
Vigilante extraordinaire who foils crime by making the criminals cry their eyes out.
Lagoon Boy
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Blue Lagoon Boy
Has the ability to transform himself into a nude Brooke Shields. (Of course, he never leaves the house . . . )
Swamp Thing
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Stamp Thing
A lonely collector was creating a clean room for his hobby, when two incompatible chemicals accidentally spilled, causing an explosion!
He awoke, covered in rare stamps. Now he hides wherever he can, away from the prying eyes of others, because he too, is now...COLLECTIBLE!
Phantom Lady
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fandom Lady
Has the power to wear a costume she probably shouldn't wear and hang around at cons. Also has super-filking powers.
Uncle Sam
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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World's Oldest Boomerang Kid
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Uncle Spam Once wielded the uncanny power to overload your e-mail inbox with ads for Nigerian inheritances, "enhancement" pills, and suchlike. However, he did it to Mordru and Mordru turned him into a babootch. I knew Mordru couldn't be all bad. Hurrah for the Lord Emperor!  Next: Neon the Unknown [how's that for an obscure Quality character?] 
If your klordny lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
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Pee-on the Untrained
Let's just say his potty training didn't take.
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Brother Power the Geek. [How's that for even more obscure?]
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World's Oldest Boomerang Kid
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Brother Dukakis the Greek He has the uncanny power to lose presidential elections. I oughta know; I voted for him 20 years ago!  Next: Bulletman
If your klordny lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
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Mulletman
Can transform the locks of anyone into a bad hairdo.
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Mr. Scarlet
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strange but not a stranger
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Mr. Score-a-lot
He seems real creepy and arrogant, but somehow ends up with whom ever he wants.
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Pinkie
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Punkie
Mulletman's sidekick; makes Johnny Rotten look civil.
Bulletgirl
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Billetgirl
She can provide sleeping quarters for anyone anywhere.
Ibis the Invincible
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Imus the Insufferable
Has the ability to offend anyone and emerge unscathed. (Oh, wait. You mean, he really exists . . . ?)
Ma Hunkle
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Bar Buckle
Tends the JSA bar and is known for her enormous belt buckle.
Static
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Static Klingon
Flies around on a garbage can lid and wields a bat'leth.
Brickhouse
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Legionnaire!
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Quickmouse
Finishes intricate mazes in record time, while wearing the cutest little Flash costume you've ever seen.
The Phantom Stranger
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The Fandom Stranger
He has never been to a convention or fan web site.
Miss Arrowette
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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Miss'd Pirouette
Has the power of "Super-Ballet Spin" (but only up to 359 degrees).
Shade, the Changing Man
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Shame, The Unchanging Man Too embarrassed to try on clothes in a department store. Steppenwolf
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Stepin-FetchitWolf
This racially stereotyped supervillain was last seen in 1952.
Orion
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Onion
His power is super-halitosis.
Highfather
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Time Trapper
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Highlighter
he adds some color to whatever words are written from The Source
Metron
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Met-Ron Hubbard
Founder of the Chair of Scientology.
Adam Warlock
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Legionnaire!
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Edam Warlock
Hosts nefarious brunches where he serves cheeses... of EVIL.
Lucien the Librarian
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