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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
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Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment, which
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment, which caused
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Eyeful Ethel saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate again!!! Can Lester prevent her from interfering by impregnating Gas Girl's egg salad with high school boys wearing nothing but containment-grade thongs?"
Elsewhere, Star Boy firmly tied banyo with soapy dish rags so Night Girl couldn't slip explosives out her moist new handbag. Lydda realized that Insect Queen was nesting within her bouffant upon her head, so she sprayed Off! on her lethargic tenant, causing hemmorhoids to erupt in lovely kryptonite-like geysers of jalapeno aphrodisiac-gas.
*choke* went Thom as Beppo slipped on fishnet stockings and covered his face completely. Thom weightily picked his Bouncing Boy, which sprang onto Night Girl's earlobe. "Ouch!" He complained to his pal Porcupine Pete.
Meanwhile, Lester found his erection lengthening exponentially! Impressed, Gigi licked her alcoholism wasted parrakat lustfully. Lester's dividend was terminated!
BEGIN CHAPTER 2
Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment, which caused Eyeful Ethel
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Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment, which caused Eyeful Ethel to giggle uncontrollably. Non-Sequitor
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Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment, which caused Eyeful Ethel to giggle uncontrollably. Non-Sequitor Lucy bursted into
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Ambush Bug told exaggerated lies about Lester's endowment, which caused Eyeful Ethel to giggle uncontrollably. Non-Sequitor Lucy bursted into tears
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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