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Granted. Unfortunately, your microwave gets busted.

I wish I could function without any sleep whatsoever.

Granted! Your hemoglobin is now replaced with 100% Kenyan AA coffee!

Unfortunately, your true love has just had their hemoglobin replaced with 100% chamomile tea. Which means they sleep 24 hrs. a day.

[cue the theme from that "The Odd Couple" sitcom]

I wish our library had all the books in the Legion Showcase book series, so I could finally read them in the proper order.

Granted!

However, to keep them in mint condition, you're only allowed to read one page a day - which your library AI scans and uploads to your computer.

One comic book a month isn't so bad...

I wish I had more oatmeal in my cupboard.

Granted! Do you really want to eat oatmeal that has a "Best If Used By..." date of 7/9/1985, though? Maybe you should sell it on eBay using the "collectables" option instead.

I wish everyone on Legion World could join me for a drink right now. (And I'd be wealthy enough to pick up the tab.)

Granted! However, not everyone can fit into the bar, so you spend the whole night shepherding everyone in in groups of 50, then cycling them out again. Ah well, at least you got ONE drink...

I wish I could sleep all day tomorrow.

Granted! Although, of course, when "tomorrow" arrives, it will actually be "today". That full day of sleep will always just be one... day... away.

I wish I hadn't had so much coffee today.

Granted. Time flows in reverse and the coffee is "rewinded" out of your system. Ouch.

I wish Blaze and I could go to Japan for the long weekend.

Granted. But you get roped into doing containment work at Fukushima, and have to wear containment suits the whole time - no touching.

I wish all the little pesky errands I am behind on would just sort themselves out.

Granted. Gremlins invade your life. They start out helpful at first... but you know how gremlins can get.

I wish I had Kinetix's powers.

Granted! But you're also transported to a planet where everyone has those exact same powers. So they all just shrug and say, "Huh. That all you got?"

I wish I still had my last job (same locale, pay, job duties, hours, boss, etc).

Granted! But you have that same job forever, so I hope you don't get bored.

I wish I had my Invisible Brainiac powers in real life.

Granted! You now have these powers, while you live forever as a fictional character in the Albert Brooks film Real Life

Your friends and family will always wonder what became of you, unless one of them ends up going to film school and finding out the truth.

I wish all my medical bills were paid. :rolleyes:

Granted! They were paid but you are now forever indebted to your mysterious benefactor.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

Granted! You have perfect teeth that you take out every night and put in a glass.

I wish I could get a promotion at work.

Granted! You're promoted all the way to the top. Hope you enjoy working 60-hour weeks.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! You're the Hindenburg on May 6, 1937!

I wish I was six feet tall and in perfect shape.

Granted: you are a 4th dimensional hyper-sphere with a three foot radius. Please read the directions on the toilet, carefully.

I wish there were two Saturdays of football every week.

Granted. One week is now 14 days. The two Saturdays and the two Sundays are moved together to the end of the week. Have fun waiting 10 days for the next two-day football day...

I wish I had a new pair of shoes that would never wear out.

Granted!

They used to belong to a certain "Mr. Allon." So they're Size 96ZZZZ. Have you considered going into the tour-boat business?

I wish I could take mr_cleome on a week-long getaway to the Hawaiian Islands, all expenses paid.

I don't have the heart to ruin this wish

Granted! Alas, it pours while you're in the islands... but hey, at least you were there

I wish we could all go on a year-long world tour, all expenses paid, and have all our jobs/bills/other personal obligations taken care off while we're away.

Granted: With Legionworld.net left undefended, Gary Frank invades and draws googly eyes on everyone's avatar.

I'm getting too content. I wish I still had a little bit of that youthful urge to drop everything and see the world.

Granted. You have the urge, but sadly not the means. You can travel the world in your imagination, though.

I wish I had some tasty nachos right now.

Granted! Whatever you do, don't look in the restaurant kitchen where they were prepared, however. The place has such a terrible rep that the Health Department won't send any of its inspectors over without first giving them a Hazmat suit and a flamethrower.

I wish I could afford to get the stereo system fixed this coming week.

Granted. You could, but you don't because you decide to spend your money on your surprise guests from Legion World. You'd better prepare though, Pov won't be bringing his pants as usual and Cobie will be bringing his sheep.

and don't even ask what Rickshaw will bring.

I wish my throat weren't so dry.

Granted: Ding! Ding! Ding! - special two for one bonus wish. You win an all expense paid trip to San Francisco. You are terribly excited while riding the ferry to Alcatraz, lean too far over the railing, and topple into the bay, where you sink to the bottom. At least your throat isn't dry.

I wish for Invisible Braniac to have only a comic book demise.