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Granted.

Your new zit-free face is so pretty that you become an instant international celebrity. Al Qaeda kidnaps you for a very high ransom...

And you know what they like to do to their captives.

I wish I could rescue Blaze from Al Qaeda.

Granted!

You were able to rescue me but after landing on our native shores, we were kidnapped by a bunch of mad hunks.

I wish our captors know how to take GOOD care of their prisoners.

Granted. They feed us and bathe us regularly. Unfortunately, they plan to use us as breeding stock for their 300-pound queen.

Oh, and once she gives birth to our kids, she'll feed us to them.

I wish Al Qaeda had never kidnapped Blaze.

Granted! They kidnapped you instead.

I wish you are smarter than a 5th grader.

Granted. I win the game show and go off on a world tour, where Al Qaeda kidnaps me. And you never see me again

I wish all kidnappers, rapists and terrorists would be punished on the spot.

Granted! IB is their leader and Blaze gave him a beating he deserved! Found ya!

I wish my wish will make the wishing public wish some more.

Granted. You now have to grant all their wishes.

I wish I were a shape-shifter.

Granted! Too bad you can only shift into animal forms.

I wish I could fly, as if I had a flight ring.

Granted! Rocky stole your flight ring midair, causing you to fall freely back to the ground. Blaze was there to save you of course.

I wish it's Christmastime again.

Granted. Your wish will come true in about six months and twenty-six days.

I wish I could break all my bad habits.

Granted. You get amnesia.

I wish I could speak to animals, without turning into an animal myself.

Granted! You could speak to animals without turning into an animal. Problem is, you can no longer understand or speak human language.

I wish I have a new cute puppy (with a nanny to take care it!).

Granted. The nanny adores the puppy so much, she forces you out of the house!

I wish I could function perfectly even without any sleep at all.

Granted. You are now a robot.

I wish I had a bottle of single malt scotch.

Granted. It's kept in a safe which can only be opened by me, though.

I wish I could get free booze anywhere I wanted, any time.

Granted! And now every wino on the planet is following you around, vying loudly to be your new, improved BFF.

I wish the clothes dryer was working.

Granted! The washer conked out though.

I wish I have unlimited vacation leaves!

Granted - that's because YOU'RE FIRED!

I wish I had a new car that magically filled itself with gas, that never breaks down or needs maintenance, and has auto-navigation and auto-driving capability.

Granted! Thanks to your ever efficient driver, he takes care of gassing up your car, periodic maintenance, and drives you daily to the Center for Lunatics for your therapy.

I wish I can get by with less than 8 hours of sleep!

Granted! You need exactly 7 hours 59 minutes of sleep to function.

I wish I had the powers of my LMB counterpart, Invisible Brainiac.

Granted! Unfortunately, the only way you can maintain your powers is by assuming the form of a two-dimensional, three-colored icon.

I wish everyone who drove me crazy with their condescending b.s. this week would trip in the dark upon awakening Friday morning and stub the hell out of their big toe. Twice.

Granted! Unfortunately, this causes a domino effect - one person who trips stumbles onto his window sill, causing a potted plant to fall onto his lawn, causing his child's skateboard to roll into the street, making the mailman who stepped on it knock over a cart full of watermelons, causing them to roll down the street, tripping over a garbage bin, knocking it onto the road, causing a truck to swerve and hit the local liquor store. Nobody was hurt, but it will take about three weeks for you to have liquor again in your area.

Small price to pay, I hope.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted. Never again will it rain in your area, ever.

I wish I'll wake up early tomorrow so I won't be late and pay a fine.

Granted! You arrive on time for your appointment-- Just in time for a massive transportation strike to shut down the entire metro area. Don't worry, though. You'll be able to get home to bed by sunrise the following day.

I wish for our next Mayor to be less of a clueless, corrupt, greedy yahoo than the current Mayor is.

Granted! The current Mayor got re-elected for a second term, only this time he's less clueless, corrupt, and greedy.

I wish drivers in my country are more disciplined.