Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Nasty Genie

Granted! You finished the paper three months ago, but neglected to cite your sources and are accused of plagiarism.

I wish my chair weren't broken.

Granted! Your leg, on the other hand... Uh, expect to spend most of your spring and summer sitting down. Just sayin'.

I wish the ants, bugs, and any other vermin hanging around would get the frak out of my house for good.

Granted! "Good" is verminese for rotting food, so they went out, got some, and brought it back to enjoy it at home.

I wish everyone on LW who wanted a job had a great one.

Granted! You end up paying for all their salaries.

I wish I know more about Legion World.

Granted. Ownership of the site is passed to you. Have fun managing it all by yourself!

I wish my teeth were perfect.

Granted! Colgate signed you up for a 1 year contract and other models got jealous so they ganged up on you and beat you. One solid punch landed on your chin, causing you to loose your two front teeth. Smile!

I wish the genie will stop being nasty.

Granted!

The genie is no longer nasty because we've all lost the will and desire to make wishes, and have lost hope of anything ever getting better.

(I was tempted to temporarily lock this thread as a joke response, too)

I wish my room would clean itself while I go out for a walk.

What would you like your room to lean itself against, Professor?

clean! damn typo!....

Shining Son:

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Would you believe that several years back, somebody really did abandon a huge box of packaged raw meat by the fence bordering my house? (It was probably stolen and stashed there, but the thief either couldn't come back for it or forgot where they'd left it.)

By the time I found out, it was pretty rotten, but luckily it was sealed so tightly in the wrappings that no four-footed "friends" had been able to discover it.</span></span>


Granted! Your room has cleaned itself... of everything. Including the furniture, books, food, sensitive financial records...

I wish I could play the bass (the instrument, not the fish) and compose my own music.

Granted! You're a gifted bass player. Unfortunately, all your work is stolen by that horrible neighbor of yours who also left the raw meat beside your house. Nobody ever believes those compositions were yours.


I wish I were 4 inches taller, while still retaining the same body type and weight.

Granted. You are four inches taller than you were when you were four inches shorter than you are now.

I wish life were like a movie musical and people would start singing and dancing all the time.

Granted! Your house is on fire but as it rages through, the firemen, your neighbors, and the rest of the concerned citizens stood in front of your house and started singing "Through the Fire" while dancing to their hearts' content.

I wish I'm done reading all the Legion of Super-heroes issues.

(edited upon Blaze's request)

Granted! Too bad you get amnesia immediately after.

I wish I could go on paid vacation for one year and still keep my job.

Granted! Just minutes after landing on your first vacation spot, you got news that your company went bankrupt.

I wish my house would automatically clean itself from dirt and dust.

Your house promptly gives you the boot! It says in a robotic voice: "you are dirty and dusty HUMAN. Next time I will EXTERMINATE you."


I wish ... I didn't have to redo my stupid expense report and go all the way back to the office to turn it in. That lady wasn't even nice when she rejected my form. I am procrastinating now. I am wondering if I need to be reimbursed THAT badly. and I have a cold. It's poopy Power Boy day.

Granted! The difficult administrator will stop by your place at lunchtime to collect the report. Put on your combat gear, though. I hear she kicks even harder than a certain local whose initials are "Teeds."

Also, you have to buy her lunch, and the place she picked out isn't cheap.

I wish I could drink a second pot of coffee without it bothering my stomach so much.

Granted. It's your throat that gets bothered when the coffee burns your throat.

I wish my travel time from home to the office were only 15 minutes, without me having to relocate.

Granted! Your office is now only a 15-minute drive away from your house. Welcome to your new job as janitor!

I wish the rain will obey my command.

Granted. The rain will obey your command exactly once. The one command it will obey will be "keep raining" which it will obey during a torrential downpour. It will stop eventually, of course, but right then it will do exactly as you asked.

I wish I could have dinner with three Legion Worlders of my choosing this evening.

Granted. Dinner proceeds exactly as planned, except you're called away on an emergency after you've had for first bite. By the time you're done, the three Legion Worlders have gone home. Should have wished you could have finished your dinner...

I wish I could make my hair grow or fall out at will, so I'd never have to get a haircut or shave again.

Granted! Your hair will grow/fall at IB's will. So better be a good boy or else he'll punish you and make your hair (not just on your head) grow extra long while out in public.

I wish I have more money in the bank.

Granted! It's all Monopoly money, though.

I wish my bad ankle would get better, without any other physical problems suddenly appearing in the process.

Granted. Your ankle turns blue, though.

Well, it's not exactly a problem since you can always wear socks...

I wish I could magically understand all the world's human languages.

Granted! You can understand but you can't speak... any language!

I wish my zits will go away.