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Granted. San Francisco is not located in the Sahara Desert.
I wish that my wish could never be fulfilled.
Jamie
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Your wish is granted, however I will also grant you a new wish. That which you must use to make the same exact wish of me in 24 hours.
While you are stuck in the recursive algorithm,
I wish for a rewarding career that pays me well enough to have a wife 30 years younger than me when I'm 50.
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Can you even fulfill my wish? Either way...
Granted. However, she takes you for everything you're worth in the divorce leaving you destitute.
I wish for World Peace.
Jamie
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Granted! The upcoming nuclear war wipes out all life on Earth, and then there's peace!
I wish politicians were honest.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Granted! Their honesty destroys the worlds governments and all nations plummet into anarchy.
I wish my landlords changed the rules so I could have my dog living with me.
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strange but not a stranger
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Granted, your landlords change their rules, however, your dog runs off with Ari and the love of his life.
I wish... I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Granted but instead of everyone being in love with you. You are sold to a bunch of PETA activists who use you in one of their demonstrations.
I wish I knew what to do with my life.
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GRANTED! Your dog now lives with you!
But you have to feed your landlord every single night for the rest of your life
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"I wish I knew what to do with my life."
Granted. You DID know, but now you've forgotten.
I wish I had a ham sandwich on whole wheat, with mustard and onion.
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Granted! You had a ham sandwich on whole wheat, with mustard and onion, but you misplaced it!
Shall we keep this up?
I wish for humans to make peaceful and friendly contact with intelligent aliens from another star system within the next ten years.
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Granted!
Humans have made peaceful and friendly contact with intelligent aliens from another star system...
But the message was intercepted by Russian illegal immigrants with science degrees!
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legionadventureman, you are supposed to make a wish in order to keep the game going. Here are the rules:
So to play this game, the poster makes a wish. The next poster technically grants the wish, but with a twist so that the wish is thwarted or results in unexpected consequences. Always start the response with "GRANTED!" After granting the wish, you get to make the next wish. The goal is to make a wish that can't be thwarted.
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Okay, okay....I know you mean well, but give me a break, dude!
I wish i could be lucky in love
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
Okay, okay....I know you mean well, but give me a break, dude!
Actually, I did give you a break - 4 of them to be exact. Not one of your four posts followed the rules of the game. I figured you weren't clear on the rules and was just trying to help.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
I wish i could be lucky in love Granted! You'll win $5 in the lottery from a ticket you buy at Mrs. Love's corner store. I wish I had enormous pectoral muscles.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Originally posted by legionadventureman:
[b]Okay, okay....I know you mean well, but give me a break, dude!
I need more practice with this game...No hard feelings, i hope, STL?
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Granted! Unfortunately, the police are really interested in why you have the pectoral muscles of a recently murdered weight-lifter sitting in a box in your living room...
I wish you (the genie) looked like Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"!
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Granted, I look like Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie, specifically from the episode where she disguised herself as Dr. Bellows.
I wish we had teleportation devices so we could visit fellow Legion Worlders at any time.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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granted. now there are 30 people in your home at all times, (and 80 "guests" on the yard lurking)things are getting very dirty, very loud, and very broken. the neighbors call the police regularly.
i really wish i didnt have to get a root canal tomorrow. really.
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
Okay, okay....I know you mean well, but give me a break, dude!
I wish i could be lucky in love actually i think it's very amusing how bad you are at this game.
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Originally posted by Disaster Boy:
i really wish i didnt have to get a root canal tomorrow. really. Granted. Your tooth has fallen out. Now you need a bridge. I wish my dog wins best of breed at the next dog show.
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Granted, your dog wins best of breed for bull dogs (Knowing your dog is a collie)
I wish I had super powers.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Granted! You now can now lower the temperature of a room by one degree.
I wish I could fly.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Granted. You now have a pilot's license for Sopwith Camels only. Unfortunately, there are no airworthy Sopwith Camels left in existence.
I wish I could fly under my own power.
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Granted! You have such horrible flatuence that it literally propels you over tall buildings with a single burst.
I wish that I was physically co-ordinated enough to be a decent player of any sport.
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