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Bad jokes
by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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Robin: "She wants to know if I've been naughty..."
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Robin: "And he hasn't stopped hitting the bottle since you left!"
Batman: "Is that Clark? Tell him to pick up some Schnapps on the way over."
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Robin: Hey Bruce, are you happy with our current long distance service?
Batman: Sigh... Why didn't I just sign up for the No Call registry?
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Robin: Please deliver the pizza to our hidden bat-cave at... uh... what's the address again, Bruce?
Batman: Give me the bat-phone, Robin.
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EDE, I was trying for a pizza joke and couldn't get it together. Good work.
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Thanks, matlock. It took me a couple of tries to get it sound right.
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Robin: "Hey Bruce, is our refrigerator running?"
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 You guys crack me up!
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Robin: "They said the call is coming from inside the cave!!!"
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I just love how Cobie starts every page telling everyone how funny they are!
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It's Commisioner Gordon calling collect.
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Robin: Holy Telemarketers, Batman! This lady wants to know if I Keep WHAT in my belt?
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So, where's the Titans covers? We're crossing over, folks!
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Robin: Hallie Berry's calling again trying to pass herself off as Catwoman.
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BATMAN: "Wait'll you see who they've got playing YOU!"
ROBIN: "Holy casting call! I'm calling our lawyers!"
BATMAN (thought balloon): "I've GOT to spring for a couch... ow!"
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Originally posted by Mystery Lad:
BATMAN (thought balloon): "I've GOT to spring for a couch... ow!"
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![[Linked Image]](http://www.zanaducomics.com/08dcaugust04/tn/DCPJSTFL-Cv-previews.jpg) Talk to the hand!
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In This Issue...Flash Puts the SMACK Down on Captain Boomerang!!!
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In This Issue, Flash Takes on The Giant Red Hand of DOOM!!!
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