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"Who dares to disturb my delicious repose? One without fear or a fool, I suppose." After a quick leap she went back to sleep But her claws, Belinda left fully exposed.
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Out in the woods, played a boy and his dog.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Out in the woods, played a boy with his dog. Chasing tossed sticks and jumping a log. Suddenly in a field Echoed quite a squeal Starting a chase between boy, dog and hog.
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Belinda watched the chase, totally enthralled
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Belinda watched the chase, totally enthralled Then she answered the lure of a string that called With it she'd play throughout the day At night, so tired, into her bed she crawled.
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Betty started shopping on Christmas Eve
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Betty started shopping on Christmas Eve, A way through the crowds she did cleave. Thinking only of friends, Her shopping wouldn't end, Until she bumped into a guy named Steve.
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Our gang celebrated the year's end
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Our gang celebrated the year's end And season's greetings did send. To all, we raised a glass And some did say Mass: "May 2007 be to thee a friend."
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Steve bought Betty a drink
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Steve bought Betty a drink She didn't know what to think He was wearing a scarf That was spotted with barf And kept saying his boss was a fink.
NEXT: Betty told Steve that he needed some sleep
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Betty told Steve he needed some sleep. He said, "Now, don't think me a creep, But if I can't spend The night with a friend, I'd sooner sleep in my Jeep."
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Steve waited for Betty's reply
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Steve waited for Betty's reply Broad grinning, he gave it a try "Let's get in the Jeep, And later we'll sleep." But Betty just fled and yelled "Bye"
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Betty asked, "What is it with guys?"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Betty asked, "What is it with guys?" "Their 'tude, and their lines, and their lies?" "They all act the same, Like the whole thing's a game, But at least that makes me the prize."
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Steve thought, "What can I do?"
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Steve thought, "What can I do?" Dial 418-0362 "Hello there, Kate. Let's go on a date." Off to Kate's house Steve flew.
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Betty stood by in startled confusion Left alone with her sad delusion A romp in a jeep With Steve, though a creep, Might have been the night's better conclusion.
NEXT: Kate opened the door when Steve came to call
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Kate opened the door when Steve came to call He was surprized that she wore nothing at all He said with a grin "Can I come on in?" Kate took a peek and said "Nope, you're too small"
NEXT: Downhearted Steve went to a bar.
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Downhearted Steve went to a bar said he " I did not get very far" for the problem with Kate on this truncated date was that size was the issue at large
NEXT: Steve ordered himself a drink
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Steve ordered himself a drink His sorrows, he looked to sink So much shame And he wasn't to blame He can't control the size of his dink
NEXT: Steve's night didn't end
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Steve's night didn't end why just around the bend was Ann a fan of Steve's and a friend.
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Gigglebot Girl gave Faraway Lad the flu
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Gigglebot gave Faraway Lad the flu Because, quite frankly, she had it bad too So when lavishing kisses As his new Mrs. She insured that they both felt quite blue
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Don't blame Gigi, dear Faraway Lad
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Don't blame Gigi, dear Faraway Lad If she made you sick she would truly be sad In this winter season A person of reason Will know flu's from anyone easily had.
NEXT: Kate caught the flu and remained in her bed
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Kate caught the flu and remained in her bed of her illness it should be said that she didn't feel blue and neither would you once the NyQuil had gone to your head.
NEXT: Kate gets up and heads out the door
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Kate gets up and heads out the door In her quest for something more She brings Ted Back to bed Even sick, Kate knows how to score.
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Ted catches the flu from saucy Kate
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Ted catches the flu from saucy Kate Then decided she didn't quite rate A follow up call Though they did have a ball But old Kate rated only one date.
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Ted then met pretty Betty at church
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Ted met pretty Betty at church after leaving ole Kate in the lurch and then during the mass Ted made his pass saying "Baby!I'm as big as a birch!"
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Oh my, how Pretty Betty did blush
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Oh my, how Pretty Betty did blush! No one had ever given her such a rush; That it was said Before "Take This Bread" Was all the more reason for her crush.
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Pretty Betty went straight to Confession
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Pretty Betty went straight to Confession And told of her growing obsession with going to bed with birch-big Ted and webcasting the whole tawdry session.
NEXT: Betty's priest unpacked his new Dell.
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Betty's priest unpacked his new Dell. In no time his hard drive did swell. For there on the screen Was something obscene. Betty on Teddy and Katie as well.
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A modest priest stood at pulpit
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A modest priest stood at pulpit And sent a message to the culprit: "This kind of sin Will do you in. It paves the road to the hellpit!"
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And the congregation said, "Amen!"
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