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Re: Limericks #386297 09/16/06 06:43 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I think that it's time for my nap So please excuse me old chap Up all night is a delight But my batteries need a zap. NEXT: The newest member of Legion World said Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386298 09/18/06 09:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN The newest member of Legion World said, "I come without fear or dread. Yet, I have the odd name Of 'AmoryBliane' But its better than 'SmellyGoatHead'." Next: A young lass was in the park reading... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386299 09/19/06 02:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer A young lass was in the park reading Exemplary life she was leading Until a young cad Convinced her the fad Was to live it up, conscience not heeding. NEXT: She drove in a red Cadillac Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386300 09/19/06 08:32 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley She drove in a red Cadillac All the way to Tadoussac With wine and brie and joie de vie Living more F. Scott than Balzac NEXT: She chanced upon an old friend The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386301 09/20/06 06:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston She chanced upon an old friend A broken fence they had to mend An apology about biology and who came first in the end. NEXT: Sheila loved her cabin at the lake Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386302 09/24/06 01:53 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Sheila loved her cabin at the lake She shared it with Elmo the snake A python was he Mouse-eating with glee Till he choked to death on a rake NEXT: The cabin was modern yet rustic The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386303 09/26/06 06:05 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer The cabin was modern yet rustic Located in northern Ahuntsic Remote and well-treed She could do as she pleased But she spent all her time writing fan-fic. NEXT: The days were warm but the nights were cold Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386304 09/26/06 07:34 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The days were warm but the nights were cold The moon was new, but the love was old The trees were barely green I'm sure you get the scene But the actual story remains to be told NEXT: Once upon a time The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386305 09/29/06 02:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Once upon a time He liked to order lime and tonic at Sonic It only cost a dime. NEXT: Three men were rowing up the Mississippi Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386306 09/29/06 03:59 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Three men were rowing up the Mississippi Two college professors and a hippie The boat overturned And so they learned Not to argue about the battle of philippi. NEXT: Agatha took a trip to Japan Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386307 09/29/06 04:06 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Agatha took a trip to Japan She hoped for some Asian elan Instead she got whacky and drank too much sake Next year she'll go to Milan NEXT: Why did Nancy run for parliament? The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386308 10/04/06 09:19 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Why did Nancy run for parliament? Is politics truly her element In a land of many voices And many more choices Than just a donkey or elephant? Next: Those shoes are too cha-cha for words. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386309 10/04/06 01:56 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Those shoes are too cha-cha for words. Those feathers too pretty for birds With rhymes so sublime This thread is too something for nerds. NEXT: Mark went to his local gay bar Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386310 10/05/06 05:06 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland Mark went to his local gay bar In trousers that were too tight by far, He got up on the floor danced 'till he was sore And had to be took home in a car. NEXT: Mark woke the next day with bad chafing Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386311 10/06/06 04:08 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Mark woke the next day with bad chafing Hearing the sounds of a jet fighter strafing The war zone's a bitch But so was the itch So he drank like a Mex 5th of May thing NEXT: Mark asked, "How'd I wake up in Chiapas?" The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386312 10/11/06 05:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Mark asked, "How'd I wake up in Chiapas?" Last I knew I was eating some tapas With a commandante And drinking spumante Then he said that I was a jackass. NEXT: Mark made his way slowly to Chile Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386313 10/11/06 05:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Mark made his way slowly to Chile He left from Perth by way of Philly His boat went aground near Puget Sound I do not think he'll make it, will he? NEXT: Mark settled down in New York City Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386314 10/12/06 12:11 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Mark settled down in New York City, Where the girls and the guys were pretty, He went to a dance, Got caught in a trance. Now he's torn between Karl and Kitty. NEXT: Mark was about to propose Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386315 10/12/06 02:14 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO Mark was about to propose, To whom, nobody knows. But it's for certain, Said person is behind the curtain, And soon we'll see whom he chose. NEXT: Who the heck is Mark? Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386316 10/12/06 02:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Who the heck is Mark? A fellow out for a lark A different name would work the same Should we try it? - Snark! NEXT: James went to his local gay bar Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386317 10/12/06 05:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer James went to his local gay bar Outside was a handsome sports car With a hunk On the trunk Who offered him a Mallomar. NEXT: James stopped and wondered what he should say Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386318 10/13/06 05:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster James stopped and wondered what he should say Because he didn't like chocolate, anyway. If it had been cherry He would have been merry And wouldn't have to send the hunk on his way. NEXT: James met Mark in the Big Apple Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386319 10/13/06 06:17 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland James met Mark in the Big Apple And asked him if he wanted to grapple Mark said, its a pitty That I'm engaged to Kitty Or I would love to give it a tackle NEXT: James was very downhearted Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386320 10/17/06 02:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston James was very downhearted for a romance not started He made his way to Old Cathay to explore places uncharted. NEXT: Mark had second thoughts about James Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386321 10/20/06 04:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Mark had second thoughts about James Though Kitty did have prior claims He called him up Went our for sup Thereafter Mark ignored the dames. NEXT: Kitty sat at home and cried Holy Cats of Egypt!