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Re: Limericks #386322 10/20/06 07:04 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Kitty sat at home and cried. Mark's no longer by her side Then she went on a date With a great gal name . . . . Kate! now she holds her head high with pride. NEXT: Mark and James met Matthew and Luke

Re: Limericks #386323 10/20/06 10:33 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Mark and James met Matthew and Luke at a bar in downtown Dubuque they'd become a hot foursome It seemed a serendipitous fluke. NEXT: John felt left out and wrote a book Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386324 10/22/06 10:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster John felt left out and wrote a book, Then invited Peter to take a look. Peter told Jude Who thought it rude That John failed to mention Habakkuk. NEXT: John's book was featured on "Oprah" Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386325 10/27/06 03:10 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston John's book was featured on "Oprah" When asked to read, he said "Nope, nah!" With a cough He was off Up next a world famous soap star. NEXT: George was all alone in the house Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386326 10/27/06 05:03 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland George was alone in the house Away at her work was his spouse So he lit a cigar Jumped in the car And ran off with his neighbour, the louse! NEXT: When his wife found out what he'd done Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386327 11/01/06 08:56 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC When his wife found out what he'd done She said, "I hope that he's having fun. While he's out bed-hopping, I must do some shopping for trash bags, duct tape and a gun." Next: While shopping for guns at Wal-Mart,

Re: Limericks #386328 11/01/06 11:55 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO While shopping for guns at Wal-Mart, I felt in me a change of heart. Oh, I'll still kill him, Carl, the slimy villain. By running him over with a shopping cart. Next: Twas the day after Halloween, Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386329 11/01/06 07:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 'Twas the day after Halloween When Marge decided to make her scene. She took Carl unaware In her shopping cart snare, Then drowned him in Listerine. NEXT: Marge is now doing thirty to life Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386330 11/11/06 08:52 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Marge is now doing thirty to life But blamed it all on overwhelming strife Good self control will get her parole And then she will be an outstanding wife. NEXT: Our dear old Pov has come back Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386331 11/16/06 05:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Our dear old Pov has come back For a long time we felt the lack Of all his posting, Lack of boasting, Lack of pants (he wears a mack). NEXT: Pov drove to a truck stop near Hartford Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386332 11/25/06 06:51 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Pov drove to a truck stop near Hartford Meeting Cobie for some smart word They gossiped 'bout STU, Lardy and Whordru Or that's what Dave the old fart heard NEXT: Where did year 2006 go? The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386333 11/28/06 06:34 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland Where did year 2006 go? Oh, I really wish I did know It seems like only last week sir That it was just Easter Now Santa will soon go "Ho Ho Ho!" NEXT: I was surfing the web last night Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386334 11/28/06 06:51 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I was surfing the web last night when much to my surprized delight I flipped my lid because my low bid Got me a Wonder Woman night light. NEXT: A grown man afraid of the dark Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386335 11/29/06 01:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster A grown man afraid of the dark Ran naked in Central Park. In broad daylight All could see his delight; They call him the Central Park Shark! NEXT: The Central Park Shark met Santa Claus Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386336 11/29/06 03:49 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland The Central Park Shark met Santa Claus And Santa gave him a round of applause He said "It was so funny the other week When you did that daylight streak I laughed so hard I almost peed in my drawers!" Next: Santa bought some incontinence pants Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386337 12/07/06 10:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Santa bought some incontinence pants And an all glass farm full of ants To the old fart named Ted Who now stays in his bed Boistrously filling the house with his rants. NEXT: Those industrious ants in the farm "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386338 12/08/06 05:38 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Those industrious ants in the farm Should raise no cause for alarm they tunnel and build as mo' nature willed contained, nary a picnic they harm Next: Along came an ant named Bixby The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386339 12/11/06 05:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Along came an ant named Bixby He thought that perhaps six 'd be Enough for the job Of turning the knob To escape from the farm and free to be. NEXT: The ants were met by Belinda the Cat Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386340 12/11/06 12:50 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The ants were met by Belinda the Cat Who just sat and sat and sat and sat after a yawn found they were gone just when she was ready for combat. Next: Tired now, Belinda went to sleep Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386341 12/11/06 04:01 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO Tired now, Bleinda went to sleep Her eyes open, she could not keep. After all, she was a cat Her owner, he knew that Joining her, he curled up at her feet. Next: Vicious and sweet, Belinda looked perfect. Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386342 12/11/06 05:08 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vicious and sweet, Belinda looked perfect What she intended no one could expect When her owner retired She did as desired And the mischeivious mouse did collect. NEXT: Belinda and mouse had much fun "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386343 12/11/06 06:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Belinda and mouse had much fun The raid on the cupboards begun They ate peanut butter And some Fluffernutter The mouse said, "I'm too full to run." NEXT: Belinda gazed at the small mouse Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386344 12/11/06 06:22 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Belinda gazed at the mouse "What a grand, well-supplied house! To provide for my sport One with whom to cavort. All I'm missing now is a spouse!" NEXT: Belinda brought Quislet Esq. a gift "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386345 12/12/06 11:50 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO Belinda brought Quis Esq a gift, He took one look and threw a fit. A tasty treat she laid at his feet, One bloody mouse, nice and neat, His angry reaction made her miffed. Next: Belinda slept in the sunny spot Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386346 12/12/06 05:44 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Belinda slept in a sunny spot But awoke from her slumber in a shot When in came the rain From the wide open pane And moistened her nose with a small, wet dot. NEXT: "Who dares to disturb my delicious repose?" "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"