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Re: Limericks #386272 07/30/06 11:15 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Vacations are always too short suddenly you're at the last port you fly out of Rome heading for home often seated next to a Voldemort NEXT: My airline was quite Satanic The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386273 07/30/06 05:20 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies My airline was quite Satanic. The flight crew ran around in a panic. From what I surmise, It's quite a surprise The plane didn't crash in the Atlantic. Next: A Deputy Leader named Kent The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386274 07/30/06 06:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A Deputy Leader named Kent Almost forgot to pay rent On the Admin's HQ But save the boo hoo 'cause from Vegas it was promptly sent. NEXT: 2008 is the 50th "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386275 08/01/06 01:27 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 2008 is the 50th thought some might say we're the shiftyeth From Botany Bay to London Quay the gathering will be the niftyeth NEXT: 50th isn't easy to rhyme The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386276 08/01/06 11:04 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC 50th isn't easy to rhyme, Vee, you unconscionable slime. If I had my way, Kent'd make you pay For making him waste so much time. NEXT: I seem to have much staphylococcus.

Re: Limericks #386277 08/02/06 12:30 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I seem to have much staphylococcus. I feel worse than a night in Secaucus. But come high water or hell, I know I'll be well By the time of the next Iowa caucus. Next: Rhyming medical terms is quite tough. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386278 08/02/06 12:31 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Rhyming medical terms is quite tough. But Rockhopper Lad is up to snuff Given enough time He'll find a rhyme Just don't call me on my bluff. NEXT: There once was a girl named Synde Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386279 08/02/06 03:58 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC There once was a girl named Synde Who guest-starred on Mork and Mynde Then she traveled quite far to appear on E.R. Caused she liked the city that's wynde. NEXT: If chocolate were better than sex,

Re: Limericks #386280 08/05/06 02:10 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley If chocolate were better than sex, I wouldn't so much miss my ex good-bye my Kelly hello Ghiradelli my freedom would not be a vex NEXT: If water tasted like wine The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386281 08/09/06 12:23 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies If water tasted like wine, Even if it were brine, Then I'd take a notion To swallow an ocean, Then to Europe to drink up the Rhine. Next: We went for a dance on a cloud The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386282 08/10/06 01:47 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston We went for a dance on a cloud The audience was very much wowed the two of us were sweet until he stepped on my feet And I swore a blue streak out loud. NEXT: Do people still like this thread? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386283 08/10/06 02:19 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Do people still like this thread? Or would they prefer to write sonnets instead? Or maybe Haiku would be right for you -- Perhaps Legion World poetry's dead? NEXT: Is that your tongue in my ear?

Re: Limericks #386284 08/12/06 04:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Is that your tongue in my ear? on that point I wasn't clear. It is risky to make me so frisky Because you'll get what's coming, my dear. NEXT: Who knew that I could be such a flirt? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386285 08/12/06 09:16 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Who knew that I could be such a flirt? I make a move on each skirt but it's all in good fun enjoyed by each one and no one ever gets hurt NEXT: Twas a dark and stormy night The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386286 08/14/06 03:45 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Twas a dark and stormy night and I was in a fright. the power went out just as I was about to download some pictoral delight. NEXT: "Try again Doc." is what he said Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386287 08/15/06 07:44 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley "Try again Doc." is what he said struggling to sit up in bed the sadist made riches with needles and stitches but his patient wished he was dead NEXT: Eastern medicine cured my pancreas The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386288 08/21/06 09:47 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Eastern medicine cured my pancreas. My physician then was the angriest. He said "It won't work!" But then, he's a jerk. With a personality not at all sanguinous. [I always get those humours mixed up ] Next: I broke my cereal bowl. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386289 08/26/06 11:26 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I broke my cereal bowl Twas anger, heart and soul The Snap, Crackle, Pop decided to stop and disappointment took its toll NEXT: I never danced at the White House The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386290 08/30/06 09:09 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I never danced at the White House. I went to a ball there with my spouse, But before we could waltz, They had to fetch smelling salts. I fainted when I saw a white mouse. Next: The next time I went to dance The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386291 08/30/06 07:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The next time I went to dance I left nothing to chance A new haircut to help me strut and secure a fine romance. NEXT: A handsome man knocked on my front door Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386292 08/30/06 07:59 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN A man knocked on my front door. It was quite an incredible chore. You wonder how did he knock? Dressed in only one sock, He used his Johnson that hung to the floor. Next: Sometimes I lack proper prose... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386293 09/01/06 02:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Well almost two days later and no other limericks... so I guess I'll answer my own. Sometimes I lack proper prose. But when writing its, "Anything goes!" So I try to be bawdy, And exceedingly naughty. And make sure someone's lacking their clothes. Next: A young priest from south Walla Walla Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386294 09/01/06 02:46 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A young priest from south Walla Walla meet a sweet pretty girl named Paula he was surprized that he got a rise So for her he gave up his collar. Next: Little Joey went upstairs to bed Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386295 09/03/06 09:26 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Little Joey went upstairs to bed "But it's still so early," he said When he laid his head down In dreams he did drown Asleep with more peace than the dead Next: We're no longer safe in a bowling alley The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386296 09/07/06 03:56 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies We're no longer safe in a bowling alley, For the pins have started to rally. Bowling balls are at arms And they're immune to the charms Of the woman who works there named Sally. Next: I think that it's time for my nap The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."