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Re: Limericks #386172 03/20/06 07:33 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Meeting new people is fun! Nothing better under the sun! We'll meet and we'll greet And then you're dead meat So says Atilla the Hun NEXT: Something else else titmouse this way comes The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386173 03/20/06 09:39 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Something else else titmouse this way comes Hitting heads and banging drums Saw a mouse trap before it A Cheese log with trimmings afore it Now the titmouse is all thumbs NEXT: LAM is such a hopeless case

Re: Limericks #386174 03/21/06 02:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer LAM is such a hopeless case The doctor said with downcast face Just send the bill 'Fore he's too ill To pay, by Mammon's grace. NEXT: You don't want to mess with the Limerick Clique (P.S. I suggest that we henceforth disallow self-referential limericks. Is the Limerick Review Board in session?) Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386175 03/21/06 07:39 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC You don't want to mess with the Limerick Clique or the Limerick sheik's sixth sheep that's sick or really bad bad Leroy Brown or disgusting Crusty the Clown for if you do, you'll get a swift kick. NEXT: When I was a lad, boy was I eager *Thumbs nose at the LRB*

Re: Limericks #386176 03/21/06 09:17 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When I was a lad, boy was I eager but my resources were very meager Now here's the switch I have gotten rich and now I am a major leaguer NEXT: Thumbs nose at the Limerick Review Board Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386177 03/21/06 11:35 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Thumbs nose at the Limerick Review Board, You're no better than the mouse that roared. You've no power here I've nothing to fear Why you're nothing but a cheesy hoard. (By the way, am I member of the Limerick Review Board?) NEXT: Little Miss Muffet was in for a shock

Re: Limericks #386178 03/21/06 03:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Little Miss Muffet was in for a shock When she leaned over the engine block A lustful mechanic Behaved a bit manic And Muffet with elbow his ribs did sock. NEXT: He was looking for love in all the wrong places Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386179 03/21/06 03:15 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 He was looking for love in all the wrong places, Concentrating only on beautiful faces The plain he ignored By acting quite bored And showing to all he had no social graces. NEXT: I met an elf in a wooded glen

Re: Limericks #386180 03/21/06 08:47 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I met an elf in a wooded glen She told me her name was Wren We danced with glee 'Neath the old tree But she'd not take me to her den NEXT: I hired an out-of-work Dalek The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386181 03/22/06 08:11 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I hired an out-of-work Dalek to DJ a party in Quebec He did such a bad job that a huge lynch mob left the disco a horrible wreck NEXT: Up in the sky was a flying nun Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386182 03/22/06 08:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Up in the sky was a flying nun From the cops she was on the run Sister Bertrille Had learned to steal By blessing the rich with the butt of her gun. NEXT: Gidget and Moondoggie went to the beach

Re: Limericks #386183 03/23/06 02:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Gidget and Moondoggie went to the beach But all the good waves were too far to reach So they sat on the rocks And knitted some socks Which wasn't much fun, but his own to each. NEXT: They secretly met each evening at eight Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386184 03/23/06 09:38 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN They secretly met each evening at eight A tawdry affair to which many relate. But after they greet Their loins surely meet Such is the life of our dear lovely Kate. Next: A subtle young man in the shade... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386185 03/23/06 01:13 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple A subtle young man in the shade... Such a boring man I have ever seen made He was no hunk or Cupid More like just plain stupid Yet somehow the dork gets laid. NEXT: Green hair is all the jazz And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Limericks #386186 03/23/06 01:22 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Green hair is all the jazz and that is no razzmatazz a do so bold is like gold So sayeth Pizzazz. NEXT: A Southern belle from Savannah Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386187 03/23/06 03:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN A Southern belle from Savannah Wearing only a bright red bandana Was waiting alone For her boyfriend to phone Or show up with his ripened banana. Next: Another Belle with appeal... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386188 03/23/06 03:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Another Belle with appeal her glee could not conceal No gripes about bananas ripe Boy did she love to squeal. NEXT: Belle had a cat fight with Kate Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386189 03/23/06 03:33 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Belle had a cat fight with Kate Over a dispute they hate Someone had trifled With affections stifled And now poor Kate is late NEXT: Showdown in the ladies room

Re: Limericks #386190 03/23/06 03:41 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Showdown in the ladies room The screeching caused a sonic boom The maid of honor Was a goner 'Cause she'd dared to kiss the groom. NEXT: Flowers bloom and birdies sing

Re: Limericks #386191 03/23/06 03:57 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Flowers bloom and birdies sing Because here's the thing Never cheat, never lie Respect your fellows, why? Cause nobody in this world is king NEXT: Big hugs are the norm

Re: Limericks #386192 03/23/06 07:22 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Big hugs are the norm They keep you nice and warm To add to the bliss Give her a kiss So she'll take you home to her dorm NEXT: Wear nothing but a smile! The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386193 03/23/06 07:32 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Wear nothing but a smile Stay put for a while You can't go wrong If you wear a black thong And prove to be quite agile NEXT: Happy days are here again

Re: Limericks #386194 03/23/06 11:25 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Brainiac 5 Active Brainiac 5 Active Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Happy days are here again Please allow me to explain Instead of "ma-ma" My baby said "da-da" I'm so proud of cute little Rahne. Next: A streetwalking girl named Janelle... There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

Re: Limericks #386195 03/24/06 11:24 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A streetwalking girl named Janelle Had a talent oh so swell She could hang upside down From a lamppost in town And still service her johns quite well. NEXT: My mother is truly a lady

Re: Limericks #386196 03/26/06 03:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer My mother is truly a lady She'd never do anything shady She likes single malt And hasn't a fault And she's much classier than Mom Brady. NEXT: The ice hockey team from Waikiki Holy Cats of Egypt!