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Time Trapper
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Variety is the spice of life
So said P Diddy and Barney Fife
there's no sense denying
that time is a-flying
Live a little and have no strife
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If I could fly among the stars
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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If I could fly among the stars
Travel to Jupiter or maybe Mars
Id like to be
As far as could be
From a world where people's heads are in jars
NEXT: Who'd'a thought it?
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strange but not a stranger
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Who'd'a thought it?
Kevin and Brit
together one baby
he's gay - maybe
How many days til they split?
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Shakespeare said "All the world is a stage"
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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"Shakespeare said 'All the world is a stage,'"
Quislet noted, posting from his cage
The Bard wrote the verse
His troupe did rehearse
Though his times were full of the phage
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The Bard lived a difficult life
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The Bard lived a difficult life
T'was full of woe and full of strife
Yet when the gloom
Did his heart entomb
He sought solace in Anne, his wife.
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Rosencrantz loved Guildenstern
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Legionnaire!
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Rosencrantz loved Guildenstern
It gave Hamlet little concern
What mattered to him
Was whether Ophelia could swim...
Oops, maybe he'll give poor Horatio a turn.
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The lady doth protest too much.
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The lady doth protest too much
Oft' times methinks it is her crutch
She asks her nurse
To fetch her purse
So that she and I can go dutch.
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Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all
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Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all
And so it happens to many when the booze falls
It flows into his glass
He turns into an ass
But for the sober he's quite a ball.
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So many of men have come and laid
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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strange but not a stranger
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So many men have come and laid
down beside the milking maid.
The bed of straw
was the draw,
for with her they never played.
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It was a day like no other
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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It was a day like no other
The day I met my twin brother
He was drunk
As a skunk
A trait he got from our mother.
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My brother was wearing something strange
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My brother was wearing something strange
Clothes and shoes beyond his range
And now his ass sags
Especially in drag
That's why his fashion has to change.
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She bends over to touch her toes
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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strange but not a stranger
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(Have we hooked Viviane into writing limericks?)
She bends over to touch her toes
and causes a run in her hose
up to her back
showing her crack
That's just the way everything goes.
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Bob exercises to stay fit and trim
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Bob exercises to stay fit and trim
He does his exercises at the gym
In a pink leotard
He borrowed from Bernard
Heaven forbid he should look too prim.
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Showing butt crack is all the rage
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Showing butt crack is all the rage
As long as you're not showing your age
Or overly wide
Or have much to hide
Or if your name's Dick Armitrage.
NEXT: Summer fashions may leave me cold
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Summer fashions may leave me cold
But others are so bold
I best work out some time soon
Or go crazy as a loon
Wondering if my g-stringed butt is too old
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The world is not enough
I want more, he said with a huff
Give me Mars
Give me the stars
So I'll have a place to store my stuff.
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Auntie Mae baked forty pies
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Auntie May baked forty pies
It only took forty tries
She's not a good cook
at least in my book
at a bakery is where she buys
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Slick Willie got caught in a jam
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Slick Willie got caught in a jam
Sending Congressmen lots of spam
His conduct abhorent
Gave rise to a warrant
And now Willie is on the lam.
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Snow White and her troop of little men
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Snow White and her troop of little men
Were walking through the forest and then,
A grizzly attacked
It bit and it hacked
Now their corpses are stacked in its den.
NEXT: I can't believe Viv posted here...
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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I can't believe Viv posted here...
of her talents I had no idea
beautiful and refined
with intelligence combined
Makes us glad that she was willing to share.
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This praise caused Viviane to blush
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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This praise cause Viviane to blush
All the blood to her face did rush
Her knees went weak
She felt so meek
And in gratitude, she did gush.
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Viviane came back to SHAKES
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Viviane came back to SHAKES
Which isn't far from her lakes
She ordered a drink
A Martini, I think
The kind only Semi best makes
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While at SHAKES Viviane did meet
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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While at SHAKES Viviane did meet
A cute little pup whom she called Pete
She took him home
To her tower in Rome
And fed him exotic ostrich meat.
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I was just wondering if you might
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I was just wondering if you might
Get off the ground, stand up and fight
For a woman such as I
You can take a black eye
Or else your sex life will take a plight.
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Come into my little house
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Come into my little house
Say hello to my hairy spouse
Pull up a chair
And play truth or dare
And dine on a little mouse
NEXT: Meeting new people is fun!
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