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Re: Limericks #386122 03/04/06 09:46 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The moon was full and the water cold The lovers were young but their story old 'Tween feuding clans Forging secret plans Finding peace 'neath the waves, I'm told NEXT: Over the sea to Skye The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386123 03/04/06 06:58 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Over the sea to Skye Oh how I wish I could fly To my true love Just like a dove Ere from missing her I die. (Edited because I forgot to provide the next line). NEXT: I fell in love with a dancer

Re: Limericks #386124 03/04/06 11:47 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Originally posted by Lad Boy: He pull his hair and let out a scream. He act like he drunk on Jim Beam. I says to you "Who knew that Borbon Street voodoo not quite as fake as it seem?" NEXT: You don't care to ponder the alternative. I just reread this and realized how clever it was. You took my spelling mistake (which resulted in a grammatical error) and used that throughout your limmerick. I really laughed when I saw what you had done. Very good, Lad Boy.

Re: Limericks #386125 03/05/06 08:41 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I fell in love with a dancer She needed naught to enhance her Said I, "My sweet Marie, Shall we flee to gay Paree?" But she did not give me an answer NEXT: She lost her heart in old Quebec The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386126 03/05/06 03:51 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston She lost her heart in old Quebec it left her quite a wreck Looking high & low Wouldn't you know She found it with a Czech. NEXT: Anne went on a whirl-wind shopping spree Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386127 03/05/06 10:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Anne went on a whirl-wind shopping spree But before she left, she forgot to pee Oh god, crud There was a flood Because no-one could find the bathroom key. (Sorry, I was just feeling a little juvenile.) NEXT: Tommy, the mall boy, mopped up the mess

Re: Limericks #386128 03/06/06 05:04 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Anne went on a whirl-wind shopping spree Buying up big a dress or three But as she went to pay A salesgirl was heard to say "Three people could fit into that dress, you agree?" NEXT: Profanity is verboten

Re: Limericks #386129 03/06/06 05:11 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Damn! I overlooked Semi's verse!!!! Tommy the mall boy mopped up the mess Anne looked a sight in her sopping wet dress She said "How dreadful" He said "Your med's full" How he worked again is anyone's guess! NEXT: Profanity is verboten (Take two)

Re: Limericks #386130 03/07/06 03:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Profanity is verboten (Take two Prozac, and please think before you Post it No sh** You'll regret bad language if you do.) NEXT: Our time here is so fleeting and so brief Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386131 03/07/06 10:22 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Our time here is so fleeting and so brief mortality stalks us like a thief look not for answers give way not to cancers in daily blessings seek your relief NEXT: laugh at the face of death The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386132 03/07/06 11:33 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Laugh at the face of death As you take your final breath Follow the light First star to the right Taking care to stay on the path. NEXT: Life is but a dream, sha-boom, sha-boom

Re: Limericks #386133 03/07/06 02:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Life is but a dream, sha-boom, sha-boom I sing and dance my way to doom Although my next life May see more strife The time 'til then is free from gloom. NEXT: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle called from beyond the grave (It's Death in Limericks Day!) Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386134 03/07/06 03:24 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle called from beyond the grave, Sherlock are you there you narcotic addicted knave? You left your tattered shroud When you visited my cloud To see if you could borrow a bowl of Burma shave. NEXT: My grandma spoke through the Ouija Board

Re: Limericks #386135 03/07/06 08:59 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley My grandma spoke through the Ouija Board she said that grandpa still snored heaven's too Orwellian and hell's too Falwellian she says purgatory's your best reward NEXT: I see dead people all day The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386136 03/08/06 09:54 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I see dead people all day It's not as bad as they say They're quiet not prone to riot And the mortuary is on the way. NEXT: Today I bought my cemetary plot Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386137 03/08/06 01:06 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Today I bought my cemetary plot Which is where I'll leave my body to rot While I fly free Into eternity And find the answers to all I have sought. NEXT: On her way to the gallows, Susan cried

Re: Limericks #386138 03/08/06 02:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer On her way to the gallows, Susan cried People called her the killer bride (Spouse #5 No longer alive) Better to hang than to be fried. NEXT: Enough of death, it's time for lunch Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386139 03/08/06 09:27 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley "Enough of death, it's time for lunch," declared the hangman on a hunch but the jars of food did his grip elude 'Til the guillotine let him munch NEXT: I shall learn to sail the seas The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386140 03/09/06 01:35 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I shall learn to sail the seas and head to the Florida Keys a cool drink will go, I think, with the warm tropical breeze. NEXT: Alice took a cross country trip. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386141 03/09/06 01:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Alice took a cross country trip To show her kids she was hip They thought her square So she took the dare Got on her Harely and let it rip. Next: She reached Wisconsin on a rainy day

Re: Limericks #386142 03/09/06 02:36 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston She reached Wisconsin on a rainy day But she found people cheerful & gay wouldn't you know a big rainbow over the clear waters of Green Bay. NEXT: Alice then drove to the Southwest Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386143 03/09/06 03:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Alice then drove to the Southwest Where she enjoyed a chile fest She drank lots of beer Then that poor dear Had to lie down and take a rest. NEXT: Then into Texas on her Harley she rode

Re: Limericks #386144 03/09/06 03:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Then into Texas on her Harley she rode Behind a big rig with a heavy load She gave birth in Fort Worth And that is why her legs are so bowed. NEXT: And so Alice's trip came to an end Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386145 03/09/06 04:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 And so Alice's trip came to an end In a town on Lake Huron, named Grand Bend She settled down With a circus clown, Who had just left his bearded lady friend. NEXT: Let's all go out and get so drunk

Re: Limericks #386146 03/09/06 04:46 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Let's all go out and get so drunk Go to a bar and pick up a hunk Find a hairdresser Who was a transgresser And come out looking so punk NEXT: Variety is the spice of life