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Re: Limericks #386097 02/26/06 06:58 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I got'cher bird right here Very fine plumage m'dear Look at this feather It ain't seen the weather Yup, this bird's without a peer. NEXT: The pirate dropped his pantaloons

Re: Limericks #386098 02/27/06 01:48 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The pirate dropped his pantaloons. Or was it MLLASH? For whenever he moons Quislet, Semi or me, we respond accoringly by tossing him Mardi Gras doubloons. NEXT: Is that a doubloon in your pocket?

Re: Limericks #386099 02/27/06 03:20 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Is that a doubloon in your pocket Are you glad to see me? Full of wealth and cheer I'm so glad youre here So here's your payment docket NEXT: Remember the Alamo

Re: Limericks #386100 02/28/06 11:06 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Remember the Alamo Then eat some salami But if you don't care Wear your underwear Before you go-go. (This was a LAM free-style limerick) Now, back to real limericks. Pease remember, the rhyme scheme is "a-a-b-b-a." NEXT: Last night, I heard my favorite disco song

Re: Limericks #386101 02/28/06 11:15 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Last night, I heard my favorite disco song. Saw gals and gals in just a thong. On the eve of Mardi Gras I stood in awe And hoped that Nawlins will be back strong. NEXT: There's someting not right with that gourd.

Re: Limericks #386102 02/28/06 11:23 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Last night, I heard my favorite disco song It's been stuck in my head all day long I'm Stayin' Alive Baby, I Will Survive! STF, You Should be Dancin' in a sequined thong. NEXT: Have you heard the new song by ABBA?

Re: Limericks #386103 02/28/06 12:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Have you heard the new song by ABBA? I think it was rather quite blah Agnetha's mucus bothered George Lucas More than the song about a Hutt named Jabba. NEXT: The winter cold has frozen my bones. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386104 02/28/06 01:43 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The winter cold has frozen my bones When I move it's just creaks and groans Give me a toddy To warm my body And rid me of my pitiful moans. NEXT: He went to the strip club yesterday

Re: Limericks #386105 02/28/06 02:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston He went to the strip club yesterday In the mood to play and play one too mank drink makes it hard to think So now he has to pay and pay and pay NEXT: Agnes went on a very long trip Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386106 02/28/06 02:42 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Agnes went on a very long trip With a very young man. She thought she was hip. In windy Chicago He dumped her in sorrow On the radar of romance, this was but a blip. NEXT: They sailed to France with Mick Jagger Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386107 03/01/06 07:33 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley They sailed to France with Mick Jagger they entered port with a swagger "mon dieu!" Monique quips, "E's got a 'uge set of lips!" But old Mick proceded to bag her NEXT: Where in the world is my frisbee? The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386108 03/01/06 11:07 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Where in the world is my frisbee? Could it be lying low in Grimsby? A lovely town Of scarce reknown Oh let it be there, oh please be! (It was lame, but frisbee is hard to rhyme) NEXT: We will all meet up in San Diego

Re: Limericks #386109 03/01/06 06:40 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley We will all meet up in San Diego we will all dance the fandango the time shall be grand it will get out of hand like some drunk psychadelic tango NEXT: I can't wait til July rolls around The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386110 03/01/06 07:11 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... I can't wait 'til July rolls around And the old San Diego downtown should be doub-lly sweet to be off of the street when the heat can fry eggs on the ground! next? Who lost their flight ring at the beach?

Re: Limericks #386111 03/02/06 10:22 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Brainiac 5 Active Brainiac 5 Active Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Who lost their flight ring at the beach? Its owner I now do beseech To come and reclaim This trinket of fame And suffer the "be careful" speech. NEXT: I got a flat tire today... There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

Re: Limericks #386112 03/02/06 10:30 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia I got a flat tire today Being at work rather than play It was hard going Jacking and slowing Being on my knees to pray NEXT: Bless you, my son

Re: Limericks #386113 03/03/06 11:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Father Mike said Bless you, my son Now is the time you must run The regent's discovered The plot you uncovered To keep the throne from the king's son. NEXT: He pull his hair and let out a scream

Re: Limericks #386114 03/03/06 11:32 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC He pull his hair and let out a scream. He act like he drunk on Jim Beam. I says to you "Who knew that Borbon Street voodoo not quite as fake as it seem?" NEXT: You don't care to ponder the alternative.

Re: Limericks #386115 03/03/06 11:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 "You don't care to ponder the alternative," Said Lucy McGill as she pulled out her shiv My hands in the air I said, "I don't care," "Without your love, I've no reason to live." NEXT Lad Boy announced he'd found his calling

Re: Limericks #386116 03/03/06 11:56 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy announced he'd found his calling turns out it's rather appalling. neither medicine nor law. no, it's something quite raw and total strangers find it enthralling. NEXT: It's time to get back to work.

Re: Limericks #386117 03/03/06 12:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It's time to get back to work At my job as a soda jerk I work at the mall With my friend Paul Who work's at Macy's as a clerk. NEXT: In ancient Rome a dagger was drawn

Re: Limericks #386118 03/03/06 12:19 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC In ancient Rome a dagger was drawn, By an artist who sat on the lawn. He drew it on scolls with chalks and coals. It was hung in the senate at dawn. NEXT: Are you sure the jury was hung?

Re: Limericks #386119 03/03/06 12:31 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 "Are you sure the jury was hung?" She said, licking her lips with her tongue "The foreman was small Not impressive at all And the rest seemed too old or too young." NEXT: Bertha knocked the judge to the floor (P.S., kudos to Lad Boy for not taking the obvious meaning (given the context) of "drawn")

Re: Limericks #386120 03/03/06 02:25 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Bertha knocked the judge to the floor when she burst through the courtroom door. The Baliff said, "it's my duty, on behalf of Judge Judy, to lock you up so you can't do that any more." NEXT: Your meaning's obvious, given the context.

Re: Limericks #386121 03/03/06 02:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Your meaning's obvious, given the context Although you invited me here on a pretext I choose to abide Let differences slide And calmly await whatever may come next. NEXT: The moon was full and the water cold Holy Cats of Egypt!