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Re: Limericks #386047 02/09/06 05:42 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia There's something odd about Harry He's not a guy I would marry He has also a pop Who loves a lamb chop But no, I think that was Shari NEXT: Semi is a great guy

Re: Limericks #386048 02/09/06 05:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN There's something odd about Harry. Those around him seem to be wary. He seems very happy, An elegant chappy! Could it be that Harry was Mary? Next: A groundhog, a squirrel, and a fox... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386049 02/09/06 05:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Semi is a great guy And not to terribly shy. He lives at the docks, With a squirrel and a fox. Sharing a strawberry pie. Next: Kate went to confess all her sins Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386050 02/09/06 07:05 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Kate went to confess all her sins She was dating a guy with a great set of fins His name was Arthur Who lived with his mum, Martha Kate thought: Who Dares Wins? NEXT: Minesurfer's shooting the curl

Re: Limericks #386051 02/09/06 09:11 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Brainiac 5 Active Brainiac 5 Active Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Minesurfer's shooting the curl Trying to impress a hot girl He gives her a shout And then he wipes out Out of pity she gives him a whirl NEXT: A Scotsman named Ian MacPhee There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

Re: Limericks #386052 02/09/06 09:37 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia A Scotsman named Ian McPhee Was so dense he could only count to three He wanted to see more When he counted to four Instead was hit by a tree NEXT: Lad Boy's loin-cloth

Re: Limericks #386053 02/09/06 09:47 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Lad Boy's loin cloth Was eaten by a moth. 'Twill be a surprise When he does arise And reaches for it after his bawth. Next: That first line was too short The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386054 02/09/06 09:53 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia "Bawth"????? That first line was too short But it rhymed of a sort It gets way too easy To think up a sleazy Verse from a card you just bought NEXT: Rockhopper is a fine feathered bird

Re: Limericks #386055 02/10/06 08:06 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Rockhopper is a fine feathered bird with a musical gift; have you heard His specialty's oral music...like...choral Of his other gifts, don't say a word. NEXT: While sailing the harbor in Sydney,

Re: Limericks #386056 02/10/06 02:35 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 While sailing the harbor in Sydney I was soaked from foot to mid-knee I knew something was wrong The wind was so strong That the boom swung into my kidney. NEXT My glamorous auntie from Rome

Re: Limericks #386057 02/10/06 03:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer My glamorous auntie from Rome Came to stay for three months in my home She rolled all her "R"s And raced in sports cars Then moved on to my cousin in Nome. NEXT: She sang a mournful song about a bird Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386058 02/10/06 03:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 She sang a mournful song about a bird, It was the saddest thing I'd ever heard His name was Fred And now he was dead Cooked in a pie with vanilla cream curd. NEXT: I bought a new watch from Toledo

Re: Limericks #386059 02/13/06 09:12 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I bought a new watch from Toledo From a guy on the street named Guido It looked really cool. People stared at the pool. Cause it perfectly matched my white speedo. NEXT: If I had stayed home today

Re: Limericks #386060 02/13/06 04:01 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia If I had stayed home today I would have missed the byplay Of Legion fans far and wide Of whom I confide Especially when Im in a mood so gay NEXT: Lad Boy's black g-string

Re: Limericks #386061 02/14/06 10:24 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Lad Boy's black g-string is really quite the thing Sexy and hot it hits the spot But I'd rather have the bling NEXT: What should I do on my last day of work? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386062 02/14/06 12:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer What should I do on my last day of work? I'm not the kind who would snooze or would shirk Maybe a long lunch With the office bunch One more week there and I could go beserk NEXT: I saw the strangest sight today downtown Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386063 02/14/06 01:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I saw the strangest sight today downtown It involved a budgie and a clown Playing dominos In panties and black hose While one wore a grin and the other a frown. NEXT: I sat on a pier in Halifax

Re: Limericks #386064 02/14/06 02:40 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I sat on a pier in Halifax Sadly playing my alto sax full of woe for a lost beau Cause when he left, he took all my slacks NEXT: Semi pulled on the fire alarm Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386065 02/14/06 03:29 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi pulled on the fire alarm While visiting Old MacDonald's farm We're glad to say He saved the day And kept the animals from harm. NEXT: A hero's medal is on my chest

Re: Limericks #386066 02/15/06 07:11 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies A hero's medal is on my chest. He left it on when we undressed. It hangs round his neck And rests on my pec. While his lips on mine are pressed. Next: Lad Boy came by for a cup of tea. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386067 02/15/06 08:36 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy came by for a cup of tea -- Liked it so much he moved in with me. We'd start off each day with a sip of Earl Grey, Now Earl's moved in too, quite happily. NEXT: What could be better than oolong?

Re: Limericks #386068 02/15/06 10:15 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston What could be better than oolong? Maybe Lad Boy in a sexy red thong I'll indulge in his bulge It is what he wanted all along. NEXT: Could even Lad Boy's bulge cheer me up? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386069 02/15/06 11:56 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC double post!

Re: Limericks #386070 02/15/06 11:57 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC In an effort to get our PG-13 rating back, I've edited your first line. Could even Lad Boy's bugle cheer me up when I'm feeling down in the dumps? His limericks are corny, but he's brassy and horny and makes my pulse speed up. NEXT: Quislet's a gifted tromboner.

Re: Limericks #386071 02/15/06 03:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Quislet's a gifted tromboner His sister just isn't - disown her. But she could play the drums And she wasn't all thumbs So some Martians decided to clone her. NEXT: I once had a crush on a clam Holy Cats of Egypt!