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Re: Limericks #385322 07/25/05 01:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer As I contemplated lunch I thought I'd buy a bunch Of carrots At Harrods And noisily I'd munch NEXT: He dreamed that he asked Karl Rove Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385323 07/25/05 03:13 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 He dreamed that he asked Karl Rove Who was floating in the cove "Oh just a spy Who did die When I exposed him in the grove." NEXT Upon the wind, I did soar

Re: Limericks #385324 07/26/05 06:59 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Upon the wind, I did soar Above the crowd's maddening roar My cares did cease as I found peace And with Nature I had a rapport NEXT: On a crowded noisy street Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385325 07/26/05 07:09 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC On a crowded noisy street I wonder whom I'll meet. George Bush or Karl Rove DC's treasure trove Of reasons to stay in from the heat. NEXT: For a double-shot skim cappucino

Re: Limericks #385326 07/26/05 10:03 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada For a double-shot skim cappucino, I ask by barista Gino It makes me sad coffees' all I had I ought to skip work and sip vino. NEXT: There was a boy at summer camp

Re: Limericks #385327 07/27/05 07:01 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There was a boy at summer camp Who I met running down a ramp We were both gay So every day We would play it up as "camp" NEXT: A cowgirl from Montana Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385328 07/27/05 08:04 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada A cowgirl from Montana was holding a banana at her hip... Damn censorship. Can't finish this like I wanna NEXT" Off on the journey he goes

Re: Limericks #385329 07/27/05 08:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Off on the journey he goes Wearing his mother's hose His legs were fit He sure was "it" Wearing pumps with open toes. NEXT I really really hate my job

Re: Limericks #385330 07/27/05 12:58 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I really really hate my job and its not that I'm a snob It just that I rather be footloose and fancy free But then to get money, I'd have to rob. NEXT: What should be my new career? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385331 07/27/05 01:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer What should be my new career? Should I go and ask a seer? Back to school? In Kabul? Maybe I should stay right here. NEXT: Our lyrical lads love limericks Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385332 07/28/05 06:03 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Our lyrical lads love limericks They're fun and smart and full of tricks. Every day they come and play and write these silly poems to get their fix. NEXT: I find these poems terribly bawdy

Re: Limericks #385333 07/28/05 07:53 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I find these poems terribly bawdy My mom would even say they're naughty But it's all fine Cause she's not on-line Thank the lord, she's drinking her toddy. NEXT Sometimes it's hard to find a rhyme

Re: Limericks #385334 07/28/05 01:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Sometimes it's hard to find a rhyme And harder still to be sublime But message board verse Is not any worse Than performance art by a mime. Next: On midsummer's eve I slept in a tree Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385335 07/28/05 03:40 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 On a midsummer's eve I slept in a tree Because I was foot-loose and fancy free But then on a whim I went out on a limb And tumbled to the ground breaking my knee. NEXT Hi-ho hi-ho it's home from work I go

Re: Limericks #385336 07/29/05 02:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Hi-ho hi-ho it's home from work I go Another day of 9 to 5 and all I have to show Is money in the bank I hope my bonds don't tank Some day I'll quit, if my nest egg can grow. NEXT I took a barge and headed down the Seine Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385337 07/29/05 05:36 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I took a barge and headed down the Seine With a handsome young sailor from Maine We got off at a club And picked up Pariscub And I swear did nothing profane. NEXT The reason I like to wear spandex

Re: Limericks #385338 07/29/05 09:17 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The reason I like to wear spandex, Which gives me lots of freedom to flex, Is it shows off my butt And I have no gut, But best of all it showcases my pecs. NEXT I chanced upon an enchanted toad

Re: Limericks #385339 07/29/05 10:15 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I chanced upon an enchanted toad who was hopping accross the grass I'd mowed. I knelt down and kissed him Man how I've missed him. My prince took his show on the road. NEXT: Today I shaved off my goatee.

Re: Limericks #385340 07/30/05 01:12 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Today I shaved off my goatee And fed it to my goat and he Said "So delicious!" But I'm malicious So fed him some Chef Boy-ar-dee. NEXT: He flew to Brazil for the carnival Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385341 08/01/05 09:13 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston He flew to Brazil for the carnival But ended up at a religious revival It was a bit of a bungle As he fled into the jungle Where he fought for his survival. NEXT: He then tried the Mardi Gras Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385342 08/01/05 10:48 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 He then tried the Mardi Gras With his Dad and dear old Ma They dressed in thongs And sang rude songs And ran afoul of the law. NEXT: Hallowe'en is such a treat

Re: Limericks #385343 08/01/05 01:06 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Hallowe'en is such a treat. Eating candy sure is neat. Play a mean trick but don't get sick when tossing the rancid meat. NEXT: I avoided working on Simcoe Day.

Re: Limericks #385344 08/01/05 01:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer I avoided working on Simcoe Day Tomorrow I must bale hay But this I know That come the snow I'm heading south to Tampa Bay Next: I sent the steak back to the chef Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385345 08/02/05 06:16 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I sent the steak back to the chef Who was profoundly deaf When I said "cook" He thought it was "book" And sent me back a roman a clef (FC, Seems like I got you hooked on these.) NEXT: The mistake inspired me to write Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385346 08/02/05 02:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Yes, you fiend! Between this and Sudoku, my productivity has plunged to a new low! The mistake inspired me to write And keep on going through the night Then with sunrise My tired eyes Read "Dr. Mayavale: He Likes Dwight". NEXT: Out of the frying pan, into the fire Holy Cats of Egypt!