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Re: Limericks #385272 07/15/05 09:01 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Sipping coffee at midday In the City by the Bay I like it hot With cream, or not It helps to while the time away. NEXT: There once was a mouse named "Mighty"

Re: Limericks #385273 07/16/05 01:37 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a mouse named "Mighty" who wasn't the least bit flighty Stories of fun and glee were made by Ralph Bakshi I watched them day and nightly NEXT: There once was a man from Pisa Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385274 07/16/05 04:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 There once was a man from Pisa Who had sex with a girl named Leeza Her mom was mad And so was her dad 'Cause he paid with an expired Visa. (I'm so proud of myself.) NEXT: There was a young artist in trouble

Re: Limericks #385275 07/18/05 07:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There was a young artist in trouble His statues all turned to rubble A friend who was smart Said "Call it modern art" and now his output is more than double. NEXT: There was a boy who had a rabbit Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385276 07/18/05 08:21 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,645 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,645 Liberty City There was a boy who had a rabbit Which hopped away before he could grab it But soon he had fun With a frightened nun When it hopped up in Sister Kay's habit NEXT: On the way to New York City

Re: Limericks #385277 07/18/05 09:46 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer On the way to New York City I saw a rabbit hoppy hippity On I-87 The rabbit to heaven Was dispatched, without serendipity. NEXT: A flea and a tick on a mutt Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385278 07/18/05 10:09 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A flea and a tick on a mutt Fought over who'd get the butt But a pesticide Soon ended their ride And the case was open and shut. NEXT Sometimes in winter but not in fall

Re: Limericks #385279 07/18/05 10:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A flea and a tick on a mutt went exploring, but in a forest of hair they could see nowhere Said the tick "Is that a boulder or a nut?" NEXT: A cat laid in the sun Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385280 07/18/05 10:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Sometimes in winter but not in fall Samantha will heed the call She thinks it is hip to take a dip Au naturale in the fountain at the mall. NEXT: A cat laid in the sun Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385281 07/18/05 10:50 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A cat laid in the sun Will never get well done If it's cat meat you're luvin', The microwave oven Makes for cuisine that's quite fun. NEXT: To sleep, perchance to dream

Re: Limericks #385282 07/19/05 01:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer To sleep, perchance to dream Perchance to hatch a scheme A summer night May fill with fright Under a cold moon beam. NEXT: The rain turned to hail then snow Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385283 07/19/05 06:49 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 The rain turned to hail then snow The wind picked up and started to blow in 5 minutes it's changed our weather's deranged but thats Canada don't you know? NEXT I got a dollar in my pocket

Re: Limericks #385284 07/19/05 09:52 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I got a dollar in my pocket Which I'll use to buy a locket For my honey I'll spend my money Unless I'm broke, then I'll hawk it. NEXT There once was a rooster named Stan

Re: Limericks #385285 07/19/05 10:03 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,645 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,645 Liberty City There once was a rooster named Stan Who believed himself a man But when he used the loo He slipped and was through For someone flushed him down the can NEXT Once I kissed a girl named Kate

Re: Limericks #385286 07/19/05 10:50 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Once I kised a girl named Kate It was on our very first date She wasn't shy She let out a sigh No sense in making her wait. NEXT I fell in love with a stevedore

Re: Limericks #385287 07/19/05 10:59 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I fell in love with a stevedore Whom all the women did adore But said he I love thee That made me love him all the more NEXT: A seamstress named Kate Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385288 07/19/05 11:37 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A seamstress named Kate Had grown bored with her fate She said, "Don't ya' know My life's just sew-sew. I wish Dedman would ask for a date." NEXT: The very best thing about limericks

Re: Limericks #385289 07/19/05 01:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer The very best thing about limericks It's an easy way to get your kicks If you like cheap rhyme And wasting time And can run from occasional bricks. NEXT: A Supreme Court Justice nominee Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385290 07/19/05 01:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A Supreme Court nominee Must have a good pedigree Can't be a cad or have done anything bad And won't be bourgeoisie. NEXT: A spritely young thing named Nancy Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385291 07/20/05 10:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer I better grab this one before somebody writes something atrocious about my spritely young namesake. A spritely young thing named Nancy For loveable rogues had a fancy They robbed and they swindled Her passion they kindled It was, in a way, necromancy NEXT: A handsome young man from the Caspian Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385292 07/20/05 10:22 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A handsome young man from the Caspian Fell in love with pretty young thespian Try as he might He loved her in spite Of the fact that she was a lesbian. NEXT A stylish young mime from Durban

Re: Limericks #385293 07/20/05 10:44 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A stylish young mime from Durban Sat silently drinking much bourbon Too drunk to walk and refusing to talk, He rode home in my Suburban. NEXT: He exclaimed "E pluribus unum!"

Re: Limericks #385294 07/20/05 11:20 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston He exclaimed "E pluribus Unum" Excitedly to the two of 'em His use of Latin completely flattened the mischievousness in 'em NEXT: Some words are hard to rhyme Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385295 07/20/05 11:25 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada He exclaimed "E pluribus unum!" as he moved ex tenebris in lucem queuing for mass eyeing his lass as the priest said, "Hoc est corpus meum" NEXT: The frisky boy went on vacation.

Re: Limericks #385296 07/20/05 11:29 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Some words are hard to rhyme It happens all the time That I make a post too late to the host All in all it's not too sublime NOW NEXT: The frisky boy went on vacation.