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Upon reading something very funny Or even if it's just merely punny I laugh and cry just like a clown And giggle 'til my pants fall down And all the crowd showers me with money.
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There was a young lawyer from New York
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There was a young lawyer from New York Who fancied for luncheon some roast pork But the rent that he paid Left his bank account flayed So he sat at his desk and did more work.
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A weekend at home is so charming
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A weekend at home is so charming I did some gardening aka farming I pulled lots of weeds Some plants went to seed Which I found quite alarming
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Traveling the world for three years
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Traveling the world for three years Might bring a grown man to tears Unless in each region There were friends of the Legion And lots of ales, stouts, and dark beers.
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The news about Lightning Lad Made Saturn Girl rather mad On Winath he ran All naked with Jan And still longs for the fun that they had.
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Why does my lab smell like goats?
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Why does my lab smell like goats? Is the answer in my notes? Is it a dream To make me scream Or just dwarfs in woolen coats?
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I wonder should I take this flight
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I wonder should I take this flight Or should I go by train tonight if not far I'd go by car Too many options to know which is right.
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I walked hand in hand with my brother
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I walked hand in hand with my brother. We searched for our father and mother. Dad lay on one bed, Gagged, bound, and dead While Mom slept away on the other.
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Monel's solemn Melons and Lemons
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(Truly disturbing limerick, Lad Boy) Monel's solemn Melons and Lemons Were the favorites of the Fremons, Give em a squeeze Oh pretty please Said writer dear old Samuel Clemmons NEXT: I'm happy as a buzzing bee
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(It's been a rough week, STF)
I'm happy as a buzzing bee Ready to sting someone like Vee Venomous poison, sudden pain Hallmarks of my domain Come closer now and sit with me.
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A semi transparent fellow was trying to be mellow Instead of a lark Things got quite dark How about a game of Othello?
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A goth girl and a daisy
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A goth girl and a daisy In atmosphere so hazy Appeared to shimmer And then grew dimmer This smog could drive you crazy
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Veggie sushi is delicious
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Veggie sushi is delicious and very nutritious But quite the feat To get me to eat Something else else that sounds so malicious.
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They said it couldn't be done
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Thye said it couldn't be done Eating pudding on the run Quite a mess I must confess But oh, it was so much fun.
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I like to laugh and scratch my ear
(P.S. Fat Cramer, you are quite the grand master/mistress of limericks. I couldn't conquer "A goth girl and a daisy" as much as I tried.)
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I like to laugh and scratch my ear I even chuckle when drinking beer See, S.T Fellow, I can be mellow And not write of death and gloom here.
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I like to run naked in storms On-lookers gather in swarms Where ever I go without my speedo A part of me performs
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Sometimes when I blush
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There was a Legionnaire, Imra who was very proper and prim-ra She never had a guy and when they asked why they found that her was a him-ra.
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Sometimes when I blush The blood begins to rush To my face At a frantic pace Leaving it painted as if by a brush.
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Whenever I think of the Legion
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Whenever I think of the Legion Each one of them a collegian Super powered And freshly showered They're tops in the metro region.
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I'm fresh and clean like a flower
(P.S. Some great new talent appearing lately, Vee and baycent.)
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I'm fresh and clean as a flower After taking a five minute shower But to smell just divine A bubble bath is sublime Followed up by some nice, scented powder.
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After a long day at work
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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After a long day at work my chores, I will shirk I'm need some relaxation So I'm off on a vacation Where is that hotel clerk?
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Looking for a partner in crime
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Looking for a partner in crime Looking for him all the time I think he's near I smell something...beer! It's Lad Boy's Corona with lime.
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Once, on a date with Projectra I hit the button to eject RA An Egyptian god A nasty sod So he became Reject RA
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This one shall be easy to rhyme
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This one should be easy to rhyme in fact I do it all the time It's lots of fun to make a pun Should I thought up a different line?
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A gent from Melbourne
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A gent from Melbourne Was might well born. He had lots of money And great food filled his tummy Thanks to all the sheep his family had shorn.
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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