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There is a price to be paid If you want to get laid By a hooker Who's a looker Else just settle for the maid. NEXT Standing atop of old Smoky
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Standing atop of old Smokey I did the "love" Hokey Pokey With a real cutie A Ranger, off duty Who quickly agreed "Okie Dokie!" NEXT: In response to your request
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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In response to your request I promise not to be a pest Okie Dokie Do your pokey I'll just observe your love fest.
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Wee Willie got in some trouble
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strange but not a stranger
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Wee Willie got in some trouble when betting on the daily double He shouldn't have bet On the nag "Hasn't Won Yet" His swag lasted like a soap bubble.
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Mary liked to skip to the market
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Mary liked to skip to the market To purchase a brand new jar kit She'd drive no car E'en though it was far Becasue it was too hard to park it.
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An ancient wizard said to me
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An ancient wizard said to me In what sounded like poetry Something else else of note? Perhaps a quote? It was all Greek to me, you see.
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It was on a summer day steamy
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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It was on a summer day steamy That I ate an eclair so creamy It ran down my chin All the way to my shin But who cares, since it was so dreamy.
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The stevedore gave me the eye
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The stevedore gave me the eye And I had to ask him why It had been pluck from a guy out of luck Said he "It's a gift I didn't have to buy."
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While sitting in the town square
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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While sitting in the town square A barber shaved all my hair What a sight I was a fright For now my dome was all bare.
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She likes to burp and scratch her tum
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She likes to burp and scratch her tum She says it makes her happier some "It itches there!" Said without a care Perhaps because she was drinking rum.
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It was a dark and dreary night
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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It was a dark and dreary night So I turned on every light To banish the gloom From every room And keep the vampires out of sight.
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My brand new sock has got a hole
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My brand new sock has got a hole I think it was caused by a mole I've lost the mate It must be fate But my shoes are the ones with soul.
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It happened one Thursday afternoon
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It happened one Thursday afternoon I was riding high upon a loon I was bored So we soared And ended up upon the moon.
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The Moody Blues give me a thrill
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The Moody Blues give me a thrill I have them on 8-track tape, still. For Nights in White Satin While touring Manhattan I think I'm still paying the bill.
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Baseball's my favorite sport on the diamond I cavort the roar of the crowd makes me proud when the pitcher's no hit streak I thwart
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A naughty boy I have been
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A naughty boy I have been To my sister I was mean I washed her hair With mother's Nair Now her scalp has quite a sheen.
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I took my doggie for a walk
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I took my doggie for a walk Sometimes I wish that he could talk My question would be Why every hydrant we see Requires that we sniff, spray, and gawk
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I would love to fly into space
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I would love to fly into space Say goodbye to the human race They always fight Can't see the light No wonder there's a fall from grace. (Nah, I'm not depressed. I have no idea where that came from. - maybe London )) NEXT: If I could shine and be the sun
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If I could shine and be the sun I'm sure I would do it on the run Provider of Light Opposed to the Night I'd do my best for everyone.
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Taking you out for a night on the town
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Taking you out for a night on the town we'll line em up and drink em down then drunk on the street you tripped on your feet and now you look like a clown
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it is very dry upon the moon
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It is very dry upon the moon It dried up much too soon How can it be That there is a lunar sea? Maybe I should just go to the saloon.
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I came upon Mom and Dad
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I came upon Mom And Dad And it caused me to yell out "Egad!" They were busy, you see Enjoying they're own company And now I have nightmares real bad!
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The life of a monk is quite stoic
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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The life of a monk is quite stoic Some thing abstinence is heroic They kneel and pray All night and day Egads! it's so Paleozoic.
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You're a monkey, oh yes you are
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You're a monkey, oh yes you are and in the jungle you'll go far But on certain nights amid the bright lights at the circus you are the star.
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Lying on my back I saw a cloud
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Lying on my back I saw a cloud In the shape of a horse, noble, proud But it gave me a start A fluttering heart 'Cause damn, that horse was well-endowed!
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Sipping coffee at midday
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