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I love the Day the Earth Stood Still
Watching it always gives me a thrill
I was surprized to see
It was on MST3
Their version made me feel ill
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Unseen, not unheard
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A pretty girl in a bonnet
Buzzed around like an angry hornet
When asked why the rage
She displayed her journal's page
And said, "Why, somebody has torn it!"
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A silly young man from the moon
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Wanderer
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A silly young man from the moon
Entertained us all with a tune
"When it is night,
I'm quite a sight,
But I'm invisible at noon."
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A tasty young tart named Alice
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A tasty young tart named Alice
Was summoned to the palace
We heard you were smart
And not just a tart
So explain the Aurora Borealis.
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There once was a princess from Psyonia
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There once was a princess from Psyonia
Who visited me in Patagonia
When she was here
She hated our beer
Said it tasted like ammonia.
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I really love my Etch-A-Sketch
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I really love my Etch-A-Sketch
And without it I would kvetch
But then I got a pup
And he chewed it up
So now we play fetch.
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On Legion World I did post
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Legionnaire!
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On Legion World I did post
And though I don't like to boast
A girl from Nantucket
Put my post in her bucket
And said that she liked it the most.
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While talking of Keats to a Durlan
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While talking of Keats to a Durlan
His antennae started unfurlin'
He said, "I'm a-tirin'
Of poems by Byron,
But Shelley starts my toes a-curlin'."
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Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy
Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
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Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy
All fought over a new toy
When Paris said "It's mine"
Quis smacked his behind
And Lad Boy clapped his hands in joy.
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Where in the world has Lad Boy been
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Where in the world has Lad Boy been
to Capitol Hill, again and again.
His job, kids, and a wife,
and the ex-boyfriend's strife
make me worry about my good friend.
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Legion greats Waid and Kitson
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Legion greats Waid and Kitson
Reimagined tales they have spun
I like the cast
and prefer it to the last
So let's hope they have a very long run
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Going to the comic book shop
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Going to the comic book shop
I like to run and skip and hop
At six foot three
I'm a sight to see
So I try to avoid the local cop.
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I peered into the garbage can
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Sorceress
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I peered into the garbage can
And saw the trash of ole rich Stan
Bras made from rubies
To place on my boobies
So now they sparkle for my man.
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She was loveliest of the old hags
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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She was loveliest of the old hags
Beautiful even when wearing rags
She'd go to the races
Where she was simply aces
Winning when she bet on the old nags.
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I stubbed my toe on a rock
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I stubbed my toe on a rock
While cruising under a dock
My cry of pain
Was answered by Wayne
A nice ending for my walk.
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An old maid from Rome
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An old maid from Rome
Wandered far from home
She got lost
At quite a cost
And ended up in Nome.
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A strapping young man from Zaire
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A strapping young man from Zaire
Wanted to have a hot affair
The one that he found
Made him feel down
Because the husband didn't care.
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The strapping young man's brother
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The strapping young man's brother
Was a stripper like no other
All would swoon
When he bared his moon
But never in front of their mother.
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I ate a pickle on my break
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I ate a pickle on my break
But it was a mistake
Because fairly quick
I got very sick
I shouldn't have had it with cake.
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It was a very hot day
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It was a very hot day
In the City by the Bay
The boys wore no shirts
Oh my they're such flirts
All in all, it was tres gay.
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I climbed up on the old fire truck
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I climbed up on the old fire truck
My foot, in a ladder, got stuck
A fireman
named Stan
Rescued me, just my luck.
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Upon an ivy covered wall
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Upon an ivy covered wall
An egg sat calm before his fall
His name was Humpty
That's right, Sir Dumpty
'Till he got hit by a baseball.
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Sitting pretty on her chair
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Sitting pretty on her chair
Was the girl who wasn't there
With her I would play
And while away the day
Her name is Sue, but call her "Claire".
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Back when I was young
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Back when I was young
Taste of life on my tongue
Days were merry
Unpitted cherry
My song yet to be sung.
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When lighting softly upon a star
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When lighting softly on a star
It is good to know who you are
For a life
Without strife
That will help you go far.
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