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I love the Day the Earth Stood Still Watching it always gives me a thrill I was surprized to see It was on MST3 Their version made me feel ill
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Unseen, not unheard
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A pretty girl in a bonnet Buzzed around like an angry hornet When asked why the rage She displayed her journal's page And said, "Why, somebody has torn it!"
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A silly young man from the moon
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Wanderer
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A silly young man from the moon Entertained us all with a tune "When it is night, I'm quite a sight, But I'm invisible at noon."
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A tasty young tart named Alice
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A tasty young tart named Alice Was summoned to the palace We heard you were smart And not just a tart So explain the Aurora Borealis.
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There once was a princess from Psyonia
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There once was a princess from Psyonia Who visited me in Patagonia When she was here She hated our beer Said it tasted like ammonia.
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I really love my Etch-A-Sketch
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Re: Limericks
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I really love my Etch-A-Sketch And without it I would kvetch But then I got a pup And he chewed it up So now we play fetch.
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On Legion World I did post
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Legionnaire!
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On Legion World I did post And though I don't like to boast A girl from Nantucket Put my post in her bucket And said that she liked it the most.
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While talking of Keats to a Durlan
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While talking of Keats to a Durlan His antennae started unfurlin' He said, "I'm a-tirin' Of poems by Byron, But Shelley starts my toes a-curlin'."
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Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy All fought over a new toy When Paris said "It's mine" Quis smacked his behind And Lad Boy clapped his hands in joy.
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Where in the world has Lad Boy been
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Where in the world has Lad Boy been to Capitol Hill, again and again. His job, kids, and a wife, and the ex-boyfriend's strife make me worry about my good friend.
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Re: Limericks
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Legion greats Waid and Kitson Reimagined tales they have spun I like the cast and prefer it to the last So let's hope they have a very long run
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Going to the comic book shop
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Going to the comic book shop I like to run and skip and hop At six foot three I'm a sight to see So I try to avoid the local cop.
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I peered into the garbage can
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Sorceress
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I peered into the garbage can And saw the trash of ole rich Stan Bras made from rubies To place on my boobies So now they sparkle for my man.
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She was loveliest of the old hags
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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She was loveliest of the old hags Beautiful even when wearing rags She'd go to the races Where she was simply aces Winning when she bet on the old nags.
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I stubbed my toe on a rock
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I stubbed my toe on a rock While cruising under a dock My cry of pain Was answered by Wayne A nice ending for my walk.
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An old maid from Rome
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An old maid from Rome Wandered far from home She got lost At quite a cost And ended up in Nome.
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A strapping young man from Zaire
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A strapping young man from Zaire Wanted to have a hot affair The one that he found Made him feel down Because the husband didn't care.
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The strapping young man's brother
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The strapping young man's brother Was a stripper like no other All would swoon When he bared his moon But never in front of their mother.
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I ate a pickle on my break
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I ate a pickle on my break But it was a mistake Because fairly quick I got very sick I shouldn't have had it with cake.
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It was a very hot day
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It was a very hot day In the City by the Bay The boys wore no shirts Oh my they're such flirts All in all, it was tres gay.
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I climbed up on the old fire truck
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I climbed up on the old fire truck My foot, in a ladder, got stuck A fireman named Stan Rescued me, just my luck.
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Upon an ivy covered wall
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Upon an ivy covered wall An egg sat calm before his fall His name was Humpty That's right, Sir Dumpty 'Till he got hit by a baseball.
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Sitting pretty on her chair
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Sitting pretty on her chair Was the girl who wasn't there With her I would play And while away the day Her name is Sue, but call her "Claire".
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Back when I was young
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Back when I was young Taste of life on my tongue Days were merry Unpitted cherry My song yet to be sung.
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When lighting softly upon a star
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When lighting softly on a star It is good to know who you are For a life Without strife That will help you go far.
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Upon reading something very funny
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