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(Hey Minesurfer, my mom's name is Yvette. She is nice, with no hint of vice, by the way.  ) Who bought chicken in a bucket But after his first bite He went hungry that night 'Cause the colonel had forgotten to pluck it. Next, I felt a breeze upon my neck
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(Semi, glad to hear that about your mom... you sure she's not Alec Trebec? ) I felt a breeze upon my neck So I turned around to check My hair was now parted by someone who farted And two others were out cold on the deck. Next: My sister loves to eat cookies.
Something Filthy!
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(She is Canadian, but not Mr. Trebec, I assure you.)
With her friends the race-track bookies
They like to take bets
And run up the debts
Of poor innocent young rookies.
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I placed the body on the slab
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strange but not a stranger
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And quickly hailed a cab
I didn't do it;
I'll never admit,
Besides at the time I was in rehab.
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Once on a clear summer day
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I acted silly, I acted gay
I drank champagne
On Mockingbird Lane
And asked the Munsters out to play.
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Can you believe what I read
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Time Trapper
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Can you believe what I read?
It said that Elvis was dead!
The King is alive
He'll always survive
Eating fried bananas on bread
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While on a flight to Sudan
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I sat next to an old naked man
When dinner was served
The plane suddenly swerved
And he was dressed in salad and flan.
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I ran so fast that I tripped and fell
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strange but not a stranger
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while playing and frolicing in the dell
things turned grave
and I had a close shave
when I nearly stepped into an abandoned well.
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A country lad from New Hampshire
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Went into town for a lamp, dear
But he got in a muddle
And he fell in a puddle
And he ended up with a damp rear.
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A proud and feisty little Cannuck
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Doesn't need any luck
With mad skill
he is such a thrill
And you should see him handle a puck.
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In a palace most grand
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I place this ring upon your hand
On bended knee
I state my plea
Be the queen of this fair land.
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Oh gracious queen of my poor heart
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How sad I am when we part
While I am away
Each second - a day
And the sweetest things taste tart.
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A fanciful cat in Bucharest
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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(Look, Quis, we're on page 3 -- and you didn't think we'd even get to page 2!)
Rid my flat of a rodent pest
He hit that rat
And squished it flat
And now my kitty desrves a rest.
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I Drown my sorrows in my gin
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I don't know where to begin
The rent is overdue
I have the flu
And my boyfriend is as ugly as sin.
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Down the road came a dog
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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And sat beside me on a log
He looked at me
Then took a pee
And disappeared into the fog.
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There once was a chicken named Little
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Along side hopped a big frog They made a strange sound That toad and that hound Reminded me of a sick hog. A whiskey, a gin and a beer... 
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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There once was a chicken named Little
Who ended up caught in the middle
Of a falling sky
And the Earth, that's why
He wound up having to piddle.
A whiskey, a gin and a beer
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Is enough to make one feel queer
It will make you drunk
As an unsteady skunk
And you will fall down on your rear.
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I once had an auto named Dent
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Whose frame was wickedly bent
Until at last
I went too fast
and to the junkyard he went.
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A pretty young thing from Spain
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Like to play on the plain She'd run and jump And take a dump  But go in when it started to rain. NEXT: There was a young man from LA Note: pronounced "El Aye"
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With Greybird he wanted to play
But Viv intervened
And Elvis Lad screamed
So Semi went north to the Bay
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Miner got wasted at SHAKES
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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When he met a couple of flakes
Spotting a pond
He used a wand
And now the flakes are drakes.
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From a county fair in Mayberry
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I smelled some food most savory
the barbecued chicken
was worth a good lickin'
but the crowd was more blue-blood than labor-y
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My neighbor, old man Pendergast
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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My neighbor, old man Pendergast
Disturbingly eyes a much younger lass
So I switched the name tags
On the mailbox and bags
Now everyone knows Mr.Pederast
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The girl that we knew as sweet Violet
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