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Corn Or Gas
the ethanol debate divides a small town.

[NOTE: "Welcome Back, Harry Potter" was sheer brilliance, HWW!]


Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

It's hard to beat the real-life title of that one, but let's give it a try:

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth?

The bottle of whisky pretty much wins every time.

Pushing Daisies

Pushing Hyacinth

Hyacinth Bucket's neighbors finally have enough of her attempts at "Keeping Up Appearances" and start pushing back.

As Time Goes By

Ass Time Goes Bi - showcasing the posteriors of both men and women. We show! You decide!

Eastenders

Beast Attenders

After leaving Grace Brothers Department Store, Miss Shirley Brahms takes a job at the local zoo.

One Foot in the Grave

One Foot On Peter Graves

All the foiled Mission:Impossible villains each get a turn at tormenting the secret agent.

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Burns's Frying Callouses

Mr. Burns' new show on the Springfield Health Channel, in which he demonstrates how to get rid of those annoying foot sores.

The Carol Burnett Show

The Barrel Burn It Show - Various items are placed in a barrel and burned.

Journeyman

Gurneyman

An inside look at the sordid lives and loves of hospital orderlies.

My Mother the Car

My Mother Vicar
Jerry Van Dyck has to aide his mother's deception as she poses as a male British Anglican priest.

the Tony Randall Show

The Randy Tony Show

A new guest star, each named Tony, each week in a fun filled sex comedy half hour. Next week, Tony Danza, as a horny pilgrim.

The Time Tunnel

(I can see Tony Danza with his big ol grin in a Pilgrim costume. Thanks, Semi. )

The Time Chunnel
Two scientists need 20 miles of underground railroad track to travel around in time. The problem is, they have to dfig their way out from either southern England or northern France when they go to the past.

Planet of the Apes (the 70s TV series)

Janet of the Grapes

PBS takes you on a hip-hop musical tour of the Earth's grape growing regions, hosted by noted oenophile wannabee Janet Jackson.

Lassie

Nessie

A Loch monster is friend and aide to a young boy who keeps falling down wells.

In Search Of

In Church of...

An acclaimed look at how Christianity would have developed if different figures in history had been the messiah. Next week, a look at the Church today if the messiah had been Darius the Great.

NYPD Blue

Ennui 3-D Blue

A show that tries to liven up boring subjects by presenting them through 3-D photography, filtered through blue lighting. Next week's topic: Drywall -- the early years.

Beverly Hills Buntz

Beverly Stills' Lunch

Each week a look at a different lunch eaten by the beloved soprano. Interviews with waiters, chefs, bussers and even a dining companion or two. Next week, Beverly's lunch of 10/3/65 and how that scaloppini helped her his that high C.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Andy Dick & Kathy Griffin Show

Now do you miss Jim J. and Tammy Fay?

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

Ken Griffey Jr.: My life in the D cup

This Major League Baseball player takes you bra shopping each week.

Dragnet

Drag Nuts

Helpful advice for cross-dressers on how to conceal the bulge.

Perry Mason

Perry Manson

trial laywer by day, culy leader/killer by night

St. Elsewhere

Sane Anywhere

Dr. Phil's long overdue advice show to the stars on keeping it together. This week's special guest star is, who else but Brittany Spears. Next week's special guest star is, who else but Lindsay Lohan. Dr. Phil will dispense invaluable advice on keeping the koochie covered. Don't miss it.

The Donna Reed Show

The "Don't You Read" Show

A show that attempted to promote illiteracy as a lifestyle. It was cancelled very quickly as its target audience couldn't find the show time in TV Guide.

The Phil Silvers Show

The Fall Slippers Show

See the latest in seasonal bedroom footwear on the Home Shopping Network

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Gonner File, U.S.C.

Each week Gonner threatens to sue someone over a frivolous matter, but ends up settling out of court.

Mayberry RFD