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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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Another quote from the movie (it's a tad off-color):
"Where do you get off having t*ts?"
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Just spouting off.
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Heard repeatedly throughout the movie...
"So this guy walks into a talent agent's office..."
Just spouting off.
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The Aristocrats. Not that I've actually seen it but they were talking about it on TV the other night.
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You got it Bevis.
And if ya get the chance, check out the movie. It's rather base in the humour, but if you've got the stomach, you'll lauhg yourself hoarse.
Just spouting off.
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Yay me! I'm quite pleased to get t a quote from a film I've not seen.  New quote: "Remember, honey, on your wedding day it's all right to say 'yes'. "
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Time for a second quote? The second person speaking is the same person as in the first quote, and the first speaker is the one being spoken to in the first quote.
Speaker 1: You must think I was born yesterday.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes there's just no other possible explanation.
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Still no guesses? Let's go for a more obvious quote then.
"The French are glad to die for love".
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Could it be the new Steve Martin version of "The Pink Panther"? (Just a random guess.)
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Nope, much older than The Pink Panther and not What's New Pussycat either.
As a further clue these quotes could also cross over with one of the other quotes games here.
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Right, I'm going to be gone for a week now so I'll give a really big hint and then someone should get it straight away. No need to wait for confirmation.
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend"
Said (or sung) by one of the silver screen's biggest icons. The blonde one.
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Marilyn Monroe, but to be honest I forget for sure which film, but I think it's Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (although could it be How to Marry a Millionaire?) Anyone know for sure?
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OK, I know now that I am correct, so here is a new quote:
Speaker One: Now what do you want with a chicken coop?
Speaker Two: And what do we want with a kit home?
Speaker One: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Now give me a kiss you big hunk of a man!
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Sorry I've let this sit so long. Here's another quote from the same movie. Really, I think most people who have seen this movie would get this from this quote, so if nobody gets it in a day or so, than I'll post the answer...
(these are different speakers than in the first quote)
One: Am I wasting my time here?
Two: Your case is not strong.
One: Am I sort of...in the ball park, though?
Two: I'm a judge.
One: I understand. Can you just give me an angle?
Two: I'm sorry, Mr. Denuto, I can't.
One: Understood, understood, I think I have a good one anyway.
(to everyone) In summing up, it's the constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe, and...uh, no that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case.
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No, although it obviously deals with an apparently incompetent lawyer. The difference here is that the lawyer really is incompetent. The other difference is that this is an Australian film.
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Maybe the dingoes ate your baby....
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Was that a guess? No, it wasn't that film (I forget what it's called...it has a different name in Australian than in the USA), but this has gone on long enough.
The film is called The Castle, and it is a very funny Australian film that I would recommend to anyone.
Here is another quote, that I think must be easier...from a film that more of you would have seen.
"This is no fantasy, no careless product of wild imagination. No my good friends, these indictments I've brought you today--specific charges listed herein against the individuals, their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition,--these are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgment on those accused."
Hmm, I thought of this quote before I realized that it was also someone speaking in a courtroom of sorts.
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That sounds suspiciously like Marlon Brando--err, I mean Jor-El--pronouncing judgment on the Phantom Zone criminals at the opening of Superman 1.
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"Truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh, sure--not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
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Nope. More modern, after 1976.
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