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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Was it a Woody Allen film?
Zelig maybe?
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Hic!
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Lightning Lad got it; it's from The Naked Gun 2-1/2, where Leslie Nielsen has his final showdown with Robert Goulet.
(And how often do you see a dramatic climax like THAT?)
Take it, LL.
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Is this Chevy Chase from Christmas Vacation?
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Talking to Cousin Eddie.
You're up Lance!
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You must like that movie, Scott. I think you asked another quote from that movie last year. I knew the answer to that one too.
Ok, here we go...
Speaker 1: All you need to know is, as far as this mission is concerned, she is much more important than you are.
Speaker 2: While you're as important as ever.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: So if you're both being shot at, which bullet do I go for?
Speaker 1: Why, you must try for them both, dear boy.
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Originally posted by Lance's realm:
You must like that movie, Scott. I think you asked another quote from that movie last year. I knew the answer to that one too. You got me. I do. Especially this time of year. 
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The name of this movie rhymes with "The Muppet Blasters," and was based on a Heinlein novel.
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Speaker1: You wear tights?
Speaker2: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Speaker1: Tights.
Speaker2: Shut up!
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It's not Robin Hood: Men In Tights is it?
Didn't think so - that'd be too obvious.
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Nope. Hint: the discussion refers to wrestling tights.
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Nacho Libre? Or whatever that recent Jack Black one is called.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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walkwithcrowds has it -- "Breakfast Club" it is!
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