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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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Need more, these are all from the same character as the one above:
"What have we here?"
"It is your manner that offends, Danielle!"
"You're just going for the food."
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Major hint: Think about who I like in the acting world...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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NEXT:
"I go salsa dancing on the weekend, but I don't shake my ass to pay my phone bill."
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another quote:
"More peanuts, please."
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Didn't Jon Favreau say that in Daredevil?
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Yup! That first quote was indeed Foggy Nelson (the second one of course was Bullseye). You're up LL!
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"I just can't do it, Captain. I'm I doctor not a pool boy."
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Not too many other quotes I can give without giving the movie away.
Woman: You really do love animals, don't you?
Man: Only if it gets cold enough.
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Nope. Not a sci-fi movie at all.
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"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"?
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Alrighty then! You're up BRM!
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Next: "SONDHEIM! SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!" (this is a command, NOT someone shouting the answer to a trivia question  )
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Same movie, same actor:
"What do they want from me? I'm good-natured ... I'm good-hearted ... I'm good-looking!"
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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"I'm an actor - I need lines! I stink without a script!"
"He stinks with a script."
"I heard that!!"
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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"What happened? He's good tonight."
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Political Incorrectness Warning:
Still
The
Same
Movie:
"Let's face it, sweetheart: without jews, fags, and gypsies -- there is no theater!"
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Still no idea... 
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Hic!
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Originally posted by Ghost of Numf-El:
The Producers? No, but you're getting warmer.
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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That is indeed the question.
Hows about "Blazing Saddles"?
Hic!
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