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Q: What line from the 31st Century "authentic translation" of The Rubiyat finally made Superboy laugh until he cried ?
A: A density exceeding that of room-temperature water, but not exceeding that of liquid mercury.
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Q: How did Vi describe Kal-El's tears?
A: Athramite bowling
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Q: Why is Jo's house being picketed by the Legion of Diminuative Sentients?
A: Three finger discount.
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Q: What special was Ferro eligible for after his battle with Nadir? (I seem to recall fingers being broken off...)
A: "He can't be the Time Trapper... I am!"
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Q: What was the funniest, though least understood line in the "Sparticus" gag reel?
A: Meat cleaver.
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Q: What name did an alternate universe Lar Gand adopt when he crash landed in Wally and the Beaver's back yard and was falsely believed to be a distant cousin?
A: Yes, we have no banyo fruit
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Q: What encoded phrase did the Espionage Squad use to inform President Allon that they'd indeed drafted Fruit Boy to lead that "very special" mission against the Monsanto Empire?
A: Out of an orange-colored, purple-striped, fruity green polka-dot sky.
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Q: Where will John Edwards' next chance at political office come from?
A: No, No, NO! Twice to the left, once to the right, then stop when you hear a click!
Long Live all them Legions!
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Q: When Ronald Reagan first thought to run for Governor as an independent, what political advice did he get from John Hinckley?
A: Swine flu.
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Q: What badly proofread holo-listing resulted in a total misunderstanding of that neat new oenophile-martial arts show from Drura's homeworld?
A: I've got ladyfingers.
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Q: What did Cham say to Rokk explaining why he shouldn't "pow" if Rokk overdid the "lovey-dovey" act?
A: You're soaking in it!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Q: [Yera:] Mrs. Allon, when do we get to this "Mikveh" that Gim was talking about? A: Two times that.
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Q: What did Luornu tell Dirk when he asked if he really had zero chance with her?
A: I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Q: What did the president of Bgztl say that got him thrown out of office?
A: Here's lookin' at you, Kid.
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Q: What was the working title of 3010's Interplanetary Academy Award Winner For Best Director (The cloned Preston Sturges, helming a delightful screwball comedy where Lyle and Jacques went on a road trip to the past with Eyeful Ethel.)
A: I don't know where it's coming from, Officer, but it's giving me one hell of a headache.
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Q: What did the people of Bgtzl say when Tyroc's screams started being heard in their dimension?
A: Consolation flight belts
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Q: What did the committee that posed as "Justin Thyme" receive in return for adhering to that ten-year oath of silence?
A: Offer valid in all U.P. territories, except New Canada.
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Q: What was written on the fine print in the "All-the-Maple-Syrup-You-Can-Eat" Gift Certificate offered as a second place prize in the Bismoll Olympics?
A: The Secret Origin of Porcupine Pete
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Q: What was really under the "treasure-stone" unearthed by Geraldo Rivera's film crew in Needles, CA last year?
A: That doesn't belong in coffee!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Q: What is often heard when Arm-Fall-Off-Boy visits the Super Starbucks...of Space!
A: I have never calculated them, but I am sure they are astronomical.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Q: How many times have Legion members been caught watching the Moopsball playoffs when they were supposed to be on monitor duty instead?
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and now look at it!
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Originally posted by cleome:
Q: How many times have Legion members been caught watching the Moopsball playoffs when they were supposed to be on monitor duty instead?
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and [b]now look at it! [/b]  You're crazy!
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Harrumph! I thought that was a rather sedate question, compared to some of the ones that appear earlier in the thread. 
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A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and now look at it!
Q: What did Vril Dox say when he noticed the Durlan/Phase exchange?
A: It was easier than flying.
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Q: Why did the elvabird cross the road?
(OK, a cop-out... but irresistable)
A: Just a little off the top.
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