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Q: What's that "extra" button on the Planetary Chance Machine do ?
A: "In a white room, with black curtains."
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Q: What does a stoned Color Kid do for fun? Sit inna....
A: Pumkin Pie, Tinya's lips, Legion Flight belts!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Q: What are the must-have bribes if you want Jo to take your night patrol shift ?
A: An all-expense-paid trip to Weber's World.
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Q: What's the grand prize on "Wheel of Fortune, Legion World Week?"
A: It stretches for miles and miles.
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Q: What parlor trick makes Chameleon the hit at every Legion happy hour?
A: just a little bit colder than Triton
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Q: How does Polar Boy like his root beer floats ?
A: The second Tuesday of next week.
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Q: When will issue 3 of Legion of Three Worlds be out?
A: A duck, a goose, and LardLad.
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Q: What will still be left in the kitchen even after you finally drag that dead tree out to the curb ?
A: Year of the Rat
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Q: What 365-day infestation is the downfall of any restaurant?
A: The Every Ten Years Monster
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A: What does Duo Damsel call sex with Bouncing Boy?
Q: Because Porcupine Pete sneezed.
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Q: Why did the once-normal Trel Secolo of Grzan become Ocarina Girl: The Newest Substitute ?
A: At that yard sale three star systems over.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Q: Where did the Emerald Empress really get the Emerald Eye?
A: Half man, half robot.
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Q: What was the real reason Al Gore lost the 2004 election?
A: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
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Q: What was Indy's first line in the, er, groundbreaking crossover fanfic of 1982: Raiders of Vidar's Lost Arc ?
A: "Karaoke with Computo ! Win fabulous prizes !"
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Q: What's scheduled to be the hottest attraction at this year's Klordny Festival?
A: President Arnold Schwarzeneggar
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Q: Who was Atmos' role model during the latter's ill-fated run for high office in the U.P. ?
A: Reduce heat to 300 F, and bake an additional hour without opening the oven door. Serve warm, with sides of peach chutney and homemade flatbread.
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Q: What is Mater Eater Lad's secret reciepe for garbage disposal.
A: Pink bubble Bath
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Q: How did the Fatal Five (w/special guest villain Lawrence Welk IV?) circumvent Tellus' power that one time ?
A: Earth-222.
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Q: On what alt-Earth do Legionnaires attend Walt Whitman High School in Mega-California with teacher RJ Dixon, who teaches tolerance during the tumultuous and unpopular war with the Dominators?
A: The gravity chute, but not after the Super-Pets visit.
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Q: Where do fresh recruits to the Academy have to spend their first night after registering ?
A: "Better knock knock knock on wood, Baby..."
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Q: What is Jason Woodrue's best pick-up line?
A: Best comeback? All he did was shave!
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Q: What did the press bring up in order to politely avoid the subject of Zero Hour Star Boy's costume ?
A: Walk North about three blocks, then turn left at the cosmetology school. You can't miss it.
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Q: How do I get to Lyle and Condo's new B&B The CU(NO3)2 Arms ?
A: The Miss Femnaz Pageant
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Q: What did Limbaugh 5 need all those sleep-constructed girl androids for ?
A: Well, okay. But only if we're really in love.
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Q: Can I stop calling you 'sir,' Peppermint Patty?
A: A fedora, a pack of Lucky Strikes cigarettes, a steamer ticket on the Olympic and a Tran-suit.
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