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Q: What was the Legionnaires overwhelming response when the Ghost of Ferro Lad served up for everyone his specialty salad?
A: Dark Victory
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Q: What do the people of Marzal call Tyroc's admission to the Legion?
A: The Peril Men!
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Q: What team did Galahad from Monty Python and the Holy Grail desperately wish to join?
A: Journey Into Mystery
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A: What is Sean Erin's greatest ambition?
Q: Legion of Three Worlds
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A: If Legion of One World is the loneliest number and Legion of Two Worlds is company, what is a crowd?
Q: Dagon the Avenger
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Q: What did Dagon's wife reply when Dagon asked her whether they should drive the Dodge or the Pontiac to the mall?
A: The latest dance craze on the World Janda
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Q: What was banned by the Interstellar Majority for Modern Morality?
A. Two words: "super karate."
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Q: When comics creators are all granted super powers, what should be Keith Giffen's?
A: A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
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Q: What's a much shorter palindrome than "A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal--Panama!" A: According to Men\'s Health Magazine , Kid Prime's hometown, Birmingham, AL, ranks 99th out of 100 US cities in terms of Sexual Satisfaction.
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Q: Why is Kippers really called "Kid Prime?"
A: Ammonia Nitrate with a twist of lime.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Q: What's in a Bismollian hangover home remedy?
A: April fresh, deep-down soft and no static cling!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Q: How does one describe Ms. Dumaka after her de-clawing?
A: Excuse me while I kiss the sky
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Q: What song lyric, accidentally planted as a hypnotic suggestion in Brainiac Five's mind during the Dream Crime story, was misheard by Brainy's subconscious, leading to his infamous peck on Lyle's cheek?
A: The Quest for Cosmic Boy
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What, besides "the fwoss fowr Dweam Giwl" did Legion Dentist Elmer Fudd recommend?
Power Boy's greatest moment.
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Q: What do you call the time Sinde mistook Power Boy for Blok and asked for his autograph?
A: A shaving kit with the letter "LLL" on it.
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Q: What item in the back of Furball's closet has never seen the light of day?
Q: What is the only documented evidence where Lana Lang proclaims her Love for Lois Lane?
A: The helmet of Starfinger I
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Q: What item is a must have for really, really super-safe sex . . . in space?
A: Five Years Later . . .
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Q: When will the Legion next be rebooted?
A: Now I know why they call him Colossal Boy!
Long Live all them Legions!
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Q: What did Shrinking Violet say about Gim Allon after she discovered his fondness for spelunking in Colossal Cavern in Kentucky?
A: Now I know why they call him Invisible Kid!
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Q: What did Brainy think to himself when he first smelled goats in his lab?
A: Now I know why they call him MLLASH!
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Q: What is the general response by all Legion Worlders to the person who wears a fedora, leather jacket, and whip who isn't Indiana Jones?
A: 3 Trips and a Baby
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Q: What series of events caused Apparition to lose Cub to Child Protective Services?
A: It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
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Q:What obscure presidential nomination rule of the Democratic National Committee has caused Hillary Clinton to sponsor legislation to fully subsidize Weight Watchers membership and to strip federal funding from all the performing arts except mime?
A: It was the Ultra love.
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Q: What made Jo Nah such a great pirate?
A: The 31st Century equivalent to Hamburger Helper
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Q: What is Elvabird 'Elper? (I love the holomericals with the Cockney mascot!)
A: Timber Wolf and the Chicago Cubs
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